Currupt a Wish 1

[j0ckser]

i belong to another forum (i know - what nerve!) and they have a lot of fun with this.

RULES
1. post a wish. any wish...well keep it reasonably clean.
2. the next poster corrupts the wish in some (usually funny) way.
3. irreverent comments are welcome.
4. since this forum has no edit capability after posting, if two or more corrupt a wish, the first poster's corruption and wish stands and any subsequent corruption/wish is passed over. the wish may be used again but must be tagged to another corruption.

e.g.,

j0ckser = i wish i were james bond.
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guest = granted, but you're bond in on her majesties secret service.

guest = i wish i could have all the shoes i want.
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j0ckser = granted, but you have no taste.

j0ckser = i wish i was rich.
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guest = granted, but your currency is in monopoly money.

guest = i wish........yada yada yada

SO...
i wish i had a sugar mama to look after me.

per ardua ad astra

 

[Jomama46]

I wish I had a race car.

granted but it is a "match box" race car.


I wish my car would run on BS. It is so cheap

Jomama

 

[grande]

Granted, but it's not chicken.
*cue ominous music*

KFC is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!


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Call me barely Impressive Captain.

 

[donbott]

I wish my car would run on BS it's so cheap"

Granted but now it will never stop.

I wish I could write a great novel

DonBott
Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it? Moe Howard

 

[Trevoke]

I wish I could write a great novel

Granted! But you don't have any inspiration.


I wish I could write donbott's great novel.

"That time in Seattle... was a nightmare. I came out of it dead broke, without a house, without anything except a girlfriend and a knowledge of UNIX."
"Well, that's something," Avi says. "Normally those two are mutually exclusive."
-- Neal Stephenson, "Cryptonomicon"

 

[IknowMe]

I wish I could write donbott's great novel.

Granted, however, due to precedence set by the DaVinci Code case all royalties still go to Donbott.

I wish TT had a spell checker to save me the humiliation of posting typo's in the Making an Impression Forum.

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[Trevoke]

I wish TT had a spell checker to save me the humiliation of posting typo's in the Making an Impression Forum.

Granted, but you now post the wrong words with the correct spelling.


I wish the title of this thread said "corrupt" instead of "currupt".

"That time in Seattle... was a nightmare. I came out of it dead broke, without a house, without anything except a girlfriend and a knowledge of UNIX."
"Well, that's something," Avi says. "Normally those two are mutually exclusive."
-- Neal Stephenson, "Cryptonomicon"

 

[SilentAiche]

[green] I left me vehicle near Times Square,
A Ford it was, with four Firestones,
double the normal testosterones...";[/green]

"Wheel be okay, she said."

Then, we rotated from the show, only to realize, right before our very eyes, was a chassis up on blocks, a classic example of where there's a wheel, there's a way.

More [red]Car[/red]ruption, I noted.

Tim

[blue]________________________________________________________
"To be rather than to seem" - Official Motto of the State of North Carolina[/blue]

 

[snuv]

I wish the title of this thread said "corrupt" instead of "currupt".

Granted but then it was immediately currupted again

I wish I could think of a wish that couldnt be corrupted

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[CrystaLv]

You can think but it can't be granted.

 

[zarkon4]

Quote:
I wish that the smell of burnt popcorn wouldn't spread so quickly around the office.



Granted, but it is replaced with the smell of flatulence.

 

[AngelB]

I wish my one-year-old daughter could just tell me what she wants


Geraint

Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all

 

[CajunCenturion]

==> I wish my one-year-old daughter could just tell me what she wants
Sad but true, then she'll no longer be one year old.

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[grande]

I wish my one-year-old daughter could just tell me what she wants

Granted, but now she won't shut up, and the game's on!

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Call me barely Impressive Captain.

 

[grande]

I wish I wasn't doing CSS right now.

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Call me barely Impressive Captain.

 

[gbaughma]

I wish I wasn't doing CSS right now.

Granted. But now you have to write everything to be Lynx compliant, using VI.





Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

 

[aixnag]

I wish,someone corrupt my wish

aixnag
IBM Certified Specialist - P-series AIX 5L Administration
IBM Certified Specialist - AIX V4 HACMP
IBM eServer Certified Specialist – p690 Technical Support
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[CrystaLv]

Granted,
your wish has been corrupted so will be every other wish.

I wish to see aixnag wishing something after his wish was granted

 

[LFCfan]

Granted. You get to know yourself, but your mom catches you getting to know yourself when she comes to tuck you in.

(OK, was that one over the top?)

Nothing's over the top when it's quite *that* funny.

_{Not all those who wander are lost}

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish this thread would reach the 100 replies mark!

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[CrystaLv]

Granted but you will turn 100 at that second.

I wish I haven't ate what I just ate.