Currupt a Wish 1

[j0ckser]

i belong to another forum (i know - what nerve!) and they have a lot of fun with this.

RULES
1. post a wish. any wish...well keep it reasonably clean.
2. the next poster corrupts the wish in some (usually funny) way.
3. irreverent comments are welcome.
4. since this forum has no edit capability after posting, if two or more corrupt a wish, the first poster's corruption and wish stands and any subsequent corruption/wish is passed over. the wish may be used again but must be tagged to another corruption.

e.g.,

j0ckser = i wish i were james bond.
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guest = granted, but you're bond in on her majesties secret service.

guest = i wish i could have all the shoes i want.
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j0ckser = granted, but you have no taste.

j0ckser = i wish i was rich.
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guest = granted, but your currency is in monopoly money.

guest = i wish........yada yada yada

SO...
i wish i had a sugar mama to look after me.

per ardua ad astra

 

[CrystaLv]

I wish I was a man in a man business.

 

[Scott24x7]

I wish I was a man in a man business

Granted, but you had a sex change 5 years ago, so you're a woman again.

I wish I could travel to another planet that had intelligent life.


Best Regards,
Scott

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, and no simpler."

 

[RCorrigan]

I wish I could travel to another planet that had intelligent life.

Granted, but on that planet you are an aemeba (can't speel surry !!!)

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[CajunCenturion]

==> I wish I could travel to another planet that had intelligent life.

Another?

The very existence of this thread is proof that you're assuming facts not in evidence.

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[Scott24x7]

Yes, I wish I could travel to ANOTHER planet that had intelligent life...

Best Regards,
Scott

&quot;Everything should be made as simple as possible, and no simpler.&quot;

 

[IknowMe]

I wish I could come up with witty statements like this

The very existence of this thread is proof that you're assuming facts not in evidence.

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[sbudzynski]

Granted but now you cannot have fun and must remain in serious mode where your only enjoyment comes from putting people down.

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[SilentAiche]

[blue]"Assuming fats not in evidence"[/blue] is a phrase usually associated with Quarts of Slaw.

Whereas [blue]"Ice Cream of Justice"[/blue] is more closely associated with "Ben & Juries."

Interestingly, Darryl Strawberry wore a slaw suit at his first quart appearance.

Wall, I Never!

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[snuv]

I wish I had a decent pint of beer in my hand right now

Granted and its Adnams bitter and its cold and its beginning its descent but it wont last long and its my last one

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[sbudzynski]

granted but your hand is no longer attached to your wrist

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[aixnag]

I wish all the posts (120) above rolled into one.



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[Scott24x7]

I wish all the posts (120) above rolled into one.

Granted, except we're caught in one of those "Star Trek" time rifts, and we keep repeating the same thing over again without ever catching on to it, because we don't have Commander Data with us.

I wish I wasn't such a geek.


Best Regards,
Scott

&quot;Everything should be made as simple as possible, and no simpler.&quot;

 

[snuv]

I wish I wasn't such a geek.

Granted - you now have to work 12 hour shifts in a burger bar.

I wish I was Commander Data

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[Scott24x7]

Granted - except now you have no emotions, and have no idea why this thread is so amusing...

I wish I were Worf.


Best Regards,
Scott

&quot;Everything should be made as simple as possible, and no simpler.&quot;

 

[CrystaLv]

Granted but grantor has spelling issues and now you are a Wolf...TheManiac which is pretty much like a Werewolf.

 

[AnotherHiggins]

I wish I were Worf.

Granted, but Dr. Crusher isn't able to replace your spine after you injure it in the storage bay. You are a partially paralyzed Klingon. Ritual suicide is your only option.

I wish I wasn't that big a geek, either.

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[AnotherHiggins]

(BTW, for any non-TNG fans out there, I am referring to this episode.)

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[2ffat]

I wish I wasn't that big a geek, either.

Granted, you are now 2 1/2 feet tall and weigh only 45 lbs.

I wish I was punnier.

James P. Cottingham
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[Stella740pl]

The 2 1/2 feet tall guy seems to be overweight to me ...

 

[grande]

I wish I was punnier.

Granted, but now you can only speak in puns and it's really starting to get on everyone's nerves.

I wish I didn't eat that Taco Bell for lunch.

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