Currupt a Wish 1

[j0ckser]

i belong to another forum (i know - what nerve!) and they have a lot of fun with this.

RULES
1. post a wish. any wish...well keep it reasonably clean.
2. the next poster corrupts the wish in some (usually funny) way.
3. irreverent comments are welcome.
4. since this forum has no edit capability after posting, if two or more corrupt a wish, the first poster's corruption and wish stands and any subsequent corruption/wish is passed over. the wish may be used again but must be tagged to another corruption.

e.g.,

j0ckser = i wish i were james bond.
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guest = granted, but you're bond in on her majesties secret service.

guest = i wish i could have all the shoes i want.
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j0ckser = granted, but you have no taste.

j0ckser = i wish i was rich.
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guest = granted, but your currency is in monopoly money.

guest = i wish........yada yada yada

SO...
i wish i had a sugar mama to look after me.

per ardua ad astra

 

[Scott24x7]

I wish I didn't eat that Taco Bell for lunch.

Granted - since I have not lived in the US for 8 years, I have not had Taco Bell in all that time, and I ate it, and loved every bite.

I wish I had a big beef burrito suprime, and 6 hard shell tacos, no letuce, add sour cream.


Best Regards,
Scott

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, and no simpler."

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish I had a big beef burrito suprime, and 6 hard shell tacos, no letuce, add sour cream.

Granted but it exited your system faster then it entered!

I wish I had a 2007 Mercedes Benz SL55 AMG

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[AnotherHiggins]

I wish I had a 2007 Mercedes Benz SL55 AMG

Granted! You have the car, but you have to make the payments and cover the cost of insurance.

I wish I were independently wealthy and didn't have to work anymore, leaving me free to travel with my new wife.

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[grande]

I wish I were independently wealthy and didn't have to work anymore, leaving me free to travel with my new wife.

Granted, but you traveled to Somalia, got robbed of all your money, and your wife was sold into slavery. While you were there, you also got some sort of disease that's never been seen before, and not even Dr. House could cure.

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Call me barely Impressive Captain.

 

[grande]

Re: The Mercedes.
"Gas Mileage: 14 mpg city / 20 mpg hwy"
That's abysmal!

Although, I laughed when I looked at the Hummer's milage.
"NA mpg city/NA mpg hwy"

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Call me barely Impressive Captain.

 

[sbudzynski]

Yeah that mercedes has a huge engine! The one I have is over 300hp V8 and thirsty for gasoline/my wallet!

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[gbaughma]

I wish I could invent a carburator that would go on a normal gasoline engine, that would get a REGULAR V8 gas-hog engine 100+ MPG instead.



Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

 

[sbudzynski]

My post was misleading (lol) I do not own a 2007 sl55, though I wish I did, it's a 91 sl500 (still a gas guzzler!)

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[2ffat]

I wish I could invent a carburator that would go on a normal gasoline engine, that would get a REGULAR V8 gas-hog engine 100+ MPG instead.

Granted, but is sucks in some much O² that the planet is starting to wither.

James P. Cottingham
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^{I'm number 1,229!
I'm number 1,229!}

 

[snuv]

I wish I could invent a carburator that would go on a normal gasoline engine, that would get a REGULAR V8 gas-hog engine 100+ MPG instead.

Granted, but now the oil barons want to make sure they supress the knowledge permanently; you can never post here again for fear they track you down

I wish this wish wasn't recursive

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[gbaughma]

I wish this wish wasn't recursive

Granted, but now you wish that wish wasn't recursive.



Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg