Currupt a Wish 1

[j0ckser]

i belong to another forum (i know - what nerve!) and they have a lot of fun with this.

RULES
1. post a wish. any wish...well keep it reasonably clean.
2. the next poster corrupts the wish in some (usually funny) way.
3. irreverent comments are welcome.
4. since this forum has no edit capability after posting, if two or more corrupt a wish, the first poster's corruption and wish stands and any subsequent corruption/wish is passed over. the wish may be used again but must be tagged to another corruption.

e.g.,

j0ckser = i wish i were james bond.
====================
guest = granted, but you're bond in on her majesties secret service.

guest = i wish i could have all the shoes i want.
====================
j0ckser = granted, but you have no taste.

j0ckser = i wish i was rich.
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guest = granted, but your currency is in monopoly money.

guest = i wish........yada yada yada

SO...
i wish i had a sugar mama to look after me.

per ardua ad astra

 

[RCorrigan]

I wish I haven't ate what I just ate.

Granted - but you just finished your second helping of mud pie 'n' worms


I wish I wasn't still in work

<Do I need A Signature or will an X do?>

 

[gbaughma]

I wish I haven't ate what I just ate.

Granted. (shoves two fingers down your throat)



Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

 

[gbaughma]

So what was I? 100 or 101?

(with the last post, I mean)


Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

 

[Scott24x7]

I wish I wern't at work"

Granted - but now you are at a 16 hour "New Kids on the Block" reunion tour concert.

I wish I could speak 50 languages fluently.


Best Regards,
Scott

&quot;Everything should be made as simple as possible, and no simpler.&quot;

 

[AngelB]

I wish I could speak 50 languages fluently.

Granted, but none of them are native to this planet and the aliens are millions of light years away


Geraint

Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all

 

[gbaughma]

Hmmm...

I wish I wouldn't get so upset when someone doesn't have the mental capacity on here to NOT take personal shots.

http://www.tek-tips.com/viewthread.cfm?qid=1246221

Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

 

[CrystaLv]

I wish I haven't read gbaughma's scary link)

 

[gbaughma]

I wish I didn't make that kind of first impression on Crystal.



Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

 

[Scott24x7]

I wish I wouldn't get so upset when someone doesn't have the mental capacity on here to NOT take personal shots.

Granted - But now the only reply's you get on Tek-Tips are in yiddish.

I wish I haven't read gbaughma's scary linksmile)

Granted - But now you can't remember where you left your car keys either, and when you call information and ask them where you left them, the only speak yiddish.

I wish I didn't make that kind of first impression on Crystal.

Granted - But now she thinks your handle stands for "Gumball", and that you look like the Pillberry dough boy.


I wish that I was not such a stupid natter.


Best Regards,
Scott

&quot;Everything should be made as simple as possible, and no simpler.&quot;

 

[snuv]

I wish that I was not such a stupid natter.

Granted: You are no longer a natter(jack toad) but you have become a Colorado River Toad

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[snuv]

I wish I had put a wish at the bottom of the last post

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[Scott24x7]

I wish I had put a wish at the bottom of the last post

Granted: But you wished wished for me to smarter than you.

I wish I was smarter than snuv.



Best Regards,
Scott

&quot;Everything should be made as simple as possible, and no simpler.&quot;

 

[snuv]

I wish I was smarter than snuv.

Granted: you are now the second daftest poster on this thread ;-)

I wish I had a decent pint of beer in my hand right now

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[AngelB]

I wish I had a decent pint of beer in my hand right now

Granted, but you also have lockjaw.

I wish I knew everything there is to know


Geraint

Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all

 

[Scott24x7]

I wish I knew everything there is to know

Granted, and now you have to explain it all in detail to Mrs. Cunninghams 3rd grade class.

I wish there was a cave under my house, without collapsing my house.



Best Regards,
Scott

&quot;Everything should be made as simple as possible, and no simpler.&quot;

 

[snuv]

I wish there was a cave under my house, without collapsing my house.

Granted but you dont know that it exists and sell up to go and live up on a boat

I wish my lockjaw was cured (without me dying) so I could drink this beer before it gets any warmer

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[grande]

I wish my lockjaw was cured (without me dying) so I could drink this beer before it gets any warmer"

Granted, but you're in a British pub, and it's already p*ss warm.

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Call me barely Impressive Captain.

 

[SilentAiche]

I wish I had a decent pint of beer in my hand right now

Granted, but a "descent" pint of beer would go down better, and cure what ale's ya.

Tim

[blue]________________________________________________________
"To be rather than to seem" - Official Motto of the State of North Carolina[/blue]

 

[SilentAiche]

I wish I had a decent pint of beer in my hand right now

Granted, but surely you meant "I wish I had a decent pint of beer in my right hand now."

Tim

[blue]__________________________
"Brain Farts" are scentimental - [/blue]

 

[donbott]

i wish I had a decent pint of beer in my hand right now"

Granted but you have to explain it to the officer who stopped you in your car.

Brain farts - blow it out your ear?



DonBott