Currupt a Wish 1

[j0ckser]

i belong to another forum (i know - what nerve!) and they have a lot of fun with this.

RULES
1. post a wish. any wish...well keep it reasonably clean.
2. the next poster corrupts the wish in some (usually funny) way.
3. irreverent comments are welcome.
4. since this forum has no edit capability after posting, if two or more corrupt a wish, the first poster's corruption and wish stands and any subsequent corruption/wish is passed over. the wish may be used again but must be tagged to another corruption.

e.g.,

j0ckser = i wish i were james bond.
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guest = granted, but you're bond in on her majesties secret service.

guest = i wish i could have all the shoes i want.
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j0ckser = granted, but you have no taste.

j0ckser = i wish i was rich.
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guest = granted, but your currency is in monopoly money.

guest = i wish........yada yada yada

SO...
i wish i had a sugar mama to look after me.

per ardua ad astra

 

[SilentAiche]

Irish I had a StuporHour

No offense! - me own roots be of Scotch!

[gray]From the head table, it's once again [/gray]

"that Tim of Dais"

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[gbaughma]

I wish I had a super power

Granted! Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting Super BodyOdor Dude!

I wish I could play the piano (I do!)

Granted, but the only songs you know are Carpenter's songs.
or
Granted, but you can only play Show Tunes.
or
Granted, and you're also granted a contract with Warner Brothers (Now, for those of you who didn't get that, WB has a pretty good history of contracts where the artist can end up BROKE, even with top-ten hits)

OK... let me think about my next wish....
I don't want to wish my parents were still alive, because who likes flesh-dripping corpses?

I wish my phone would stop ringing with (l)users.



Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

 

[AnotherHiggins]

I wish my phone would stop ringing with (l)users.

Granted, but now you aren't needed at the company and you are fired.

I'd like to buy the world a coke, and keep it company.

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[Jomama46]

I'd like to buy the world a coke, and keep it company.

granted, but now you have a bottle stuck up your nose.


I wish that DC tourist guide wouldnt say "... when the senate took occupazation of the building..."

Jomama

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish that DC tourist guide wouldnt say "... when the senate took occupazation of the building..."

Granted, I had him/her murdered and his many children are now without a father/mother. I hope you're happy with what you've done!(haha)

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish I knew Jessica Simpson a lot better (if you know what i mean )

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[CrystaLv]

Granted - but your chicken will always taste like tuna!

I wish I had large saving account!

 

[gbaughma]

Granted, but now you aren't needed at the company and you are fired.

Ouch. Not funny. lol.

I wish I knew Jessica Simpson a lot better

Granted. But she turns out to have the personality of Homer Simpson.

I wish people would remember little purple stars instead of just "Thanks!", so I could become TekTips Tipmaster of the Week! <LOL>



Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

 

[CrystaLv]

Granted but you may not gain any starz and lost all 'thanks'

 

[IknowMe]

I wish I knew Jessica Simpson a lot better

Granted, I'm sure she'll find you much more Charming now.

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[IknowMe]

I wish I had large saving account!

Granted, but you wired it to Nigeria and are still waiting to receive promised millions.

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[grande]

I wish I was at home, sleeping.

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Call me barely Impressive Captain.

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish I was at home, sleeping.

Granted, you are at home sleeping (with your brother)

I wish I had a free top of the line laptop with XP Pro but is still small enough to take everywhere!

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[Jomama46]

I wish I was at home, sleeping.

Granted, now you are in a coma

I wish this thread would end, I am addicted.

Jomama

 

[grande]

I wish I had a free top of the line laptop with XP Pro but is still small enough to take everywhere!

Granted, but I could only get Windows ME.

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Call me barely Impressive Captain.

 

[gbaughma]

Hehe... "The box said 'Requires Windows 98 or better", so I installed Linux.



Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

 

[snuv]

I wish this thread would end, I am addicted.

Granted but we have replaced it with an identical one that hasnt ended

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[CrystaLv]

I wish I knew where new thread was, (it was cool while it lasted).

 

[grande]

I wish I knew where new thread was, (it was cool while it lasted).

Granted. But it was never cool.

I wish I was eating KFC for lunch, which I'm about to do RIGHT NOW! :-o

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Call me barely Impressive Captain.

 

[Trevoke]

I wish I was eating KFC for lunch, which I'm about to do RIGHT NOW! :-o]

Granted, but it's not chicken.
*cue ominous music*

I wish I had a race car.

"That time in Seattle... was a nightmare. I came out of it dead broke, without a house, without anything except a girlfriend and a knowledge of UNIX."
"Well, that's something," Avi says. "Normally those two are mutually exclusive."
-- Neal Stephenson, "Cryptonomicon"