Currupt a Wish 1

[j0ckser]

i belong to another forum (i know - what nerve!) and they have a lot of fun with this.

RULES
1. post a wish. any wish...well keep it reasonably clean.
2. the next poster corrupts the wish in some (usually funny) way.
3. irreverent comments are welcome.
4. since this forum has no edit capability after posting, if two or more corrupt a wish, the first poster's corruption and wish stands and any subsequent corruption/wish is passed over. the wish may be used again but must be tagged to another corruption.

e.g.,

j0ckser = i wish i were james bond.
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guest = granted, but you're bond in on her majesties secret service.

guest = i wish i could have all the shoes i want.
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j0ckser = granted, but you have no taste.

j0ckser = i wish i was rich.
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guest = granted, but your currency is in monopoly money.

guest = i wish........yada yada yada

SO...
i wish i had a sugar mama to look after me.

per ardua ad astra

 

[sbudzynski]

married to a beautiful, intelligent, faithful, hetero, blond woman.

who was once a man

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[sbudzynski]

or even better

married to a beautiful, intelligent, faithful, hetero, blond woman.

who is your sister

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish for the sole ownership of the patent on all microsoft products.

granted but you're also the biggest nerd


I wish I owned my own small tropical island and a sea ray cabin crusier

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[AnotherHiggins]

I wish for the sole ownership of the patent on all microsoft products.

Granted, but you look like Bill Gates.

I wish for every human on earth to live full, happy lives free of worry and pain.

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[AnotherHiggins]

grr.

I wish I owned my own small tropical island and a sea ray cabin crusier

Granted, but it's all destroyed in a hurricane the next day.

I wish for every human on earth to live full, happy lives free of worry and pain.

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[RCorrigan]

I wish I owned my own small tropical island and a sea ray cabin crusier [\quote]

Granted: But you burn easily & can't swim

I wish I had the winning numbers for the next lotto draw

<Do I need A Signature or will an X do?>

 

[Jomama46]

I wish I owned my own small tropical island and a sea ray cabin crusier

Granted but the island is Aoba, Ambae Island, Vanuatu (active volcano) and you ran out of gas.

Jomama

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish for every human on earth to live full, happy lives free of worry and pain.

granted everyone on earth becomes potheads

I wish I had the winning numbers for the next lotto draw

granted but so does everyone else

i wish i could make an uncorruptable wish

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[gbaughma]

I was married to a beautiful,intelligent, faithful,hetero, blond woman.

Granted. But you're NOT hetero.
Granted. But your sex drive is forever "broken".
Granted. You're married to her, but she loves your best friend.

I wish I could drive the Oscar Myer Weinie Mobile

Granted, but you're chased by a million starving people with packages of mustard.

I wish I was rich

Granted. You just won the (insert ethnicity here) lottery. A dollar a year for 37 million years.

I wish I owned my own small tropical island and a sea ray cabin crusier

Granted. Welcome to Gilligan's Island, and there's a hole in the boat.

I wish for every human on earth to live full, happy lives free of worry and pain

Granted. Watch the life crystal in your hand, when it blinks red, please report to Carousel.

I wish for world peace

Granted. Followed immediately by Judgement Day. (Bummer)

I wish I knew myself

Granted. You get to know yourself, but your mom catches you getting to know yourself when she comes to tuck you in.

(OK, was that one over the top?)

I wish I could get paid cash money to do whatever I want

Granted. Unfortunately, it's in Confederate bills.

I wish I hadnt eaten all those potato chips

Granted. (Hands you an airsickness bag)

OK... that was fun. <LOL> Hope someone got a giggle out of it.

Meanwhile, my wish.

I wish I'd hit the PowerBall Lottery.



Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

 

[stubnski]

I wish I'd hit the PowerBall Lottery

Granted but you lost the ticket and your worst enemy picked it up

I wish I had a super power

Stubnski

 

[Jomama46]

I wish I had a super power

granted but your Mom says you still have to take a bath tonight.

I wish today was Friday

Jomama

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish jomama didn't duplicate a previous wish

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[IknowMe]

I wish today was Friday

Granted, but your work week begins Tuesday and ends on Saturday.

I wish that the "Lolypop kids" song from The Wizard of Oz wasn't so catchy .

Granted, but its the only song your radio picks up.

I wish I had a super power

Granted,enjoy your lethal flatulence.

I wish I could get paid cash money to do whatever I want

Granted, but you lack any motivation.

I wish to know the most effective fish bait in the world.

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish to know the most effective fish bait in the world.

granted but its you

i wish i could control time like that CLICK movie

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[SamBones]

I wish to know the most effective fish bait in the world.

Granted, but it's you whenever you go swimming in the ocean or any lake.

I wish I could grant people wishes.

 

[SamBones]

i wish i could control time like that CLICK movie

Granted, but you soon go to video and the only time someone can find you is when they rent the DVD.

I wish I could play the piano (I do!).

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish I could play the piano (I do!).

granted, you can play just not well

I wish I could get back to work!

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[IknowMe]

i wish i could control time like that CLICK movie

Ganted, but whenever you reach for your remote you realize it's still lost somewhere in your couch.

Or

Granted, but your destiny's predetermined and seing your future doesn't allow you to change it. (How long would your favorite film be your favorite if it was all you could watch?)

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[IknowMe]

i wish i could control time like that CLICK movie

Granted, but you realize your batteries died shortly after rewinding yourself into the stone age.

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[Jomama46]

I wish I could get back to work!

Granted but then you realize that your work is taking chocolates off an assembly line. And the line is speeding up.

I wish Bill Gates would pay me what he owes me for all the email I sent.

Jomama