Currupt a Wish 1

[j0ckser]

i belong to another forum (i know - what nerve!) and they have a lot of fun with this.

RULES
1. post a wish. any wish...well keep it reasonably clean.
2. the next poster corrupts the wish in some (usually funny) way.
3. irreverent comments are welcome.
4. since this forum has no edit capability after posting, if two or more corrupt a wish, the first poster's corruption and wish stands and any subsequent corruption/wish is passed over. the wish may be used again but must be tagged to another corruption.

e.g.,

j0ckser = i wish i were james bond.
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guest = granted, but you're bond in on her majesties secret service.

guest = i wish i could have all the shoes i want.
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j0ckser = granted, but you have no taste.

j0ckser = i wish i was rich.
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guest = granted, but your currency is in monopoly money.

guest = i wish........yada yada yada

SO...
i wish i had a sugar mama to look after me.

per ardua ad astra

 

[IknowMe]

I wish I didn't have to ask anyone for answers

Granted, but your banned from TT for life.


I wish it was Friday.

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[sbudzynski]

lol Milson I was just about to submit that (the banned part)

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish it was Friday.

granted but then you realize I can't grant any wishes and it still is wednesday

i wish i could grant wishes!

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[SilentAiche]

i wish i had a dog to love

Granted, but beware of furrin' objects, or at leash practice safe Rex. And next time be more specific (ask for a Lassie, or a Great Dame). Of course, in the end, puppy love never lasts. When Rover's over, you'll resort to Masterb.... Well, you know.



Tim

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"To be rather than to seem" - Official Motto of the State of North Carolina[/blue]

 

[IknowMe]

i wish i could grant wishes!

Granted, but only the ones requested by angry children.


Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[IknowMe]

i wish i had a dog to love

Granted but your now a 24 oz T-Bone.

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[Jomama46]

i wish i could grant wishes!

granted, but you are deaf, dumb and blind

Jomama

 

[snotmare]

I wish that the "Lolypop kids" song from The Wizard of Oz wasn't so catchy .


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He who has knowledge spares his words, and a man of understanding is of a calm spirit. Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; when he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive. - King Solomon

 

[stubnski]

Banned from TT, no way! I take my wish back(if possible)

I wish that the "Lolypop kids" song from The Wizard of Oz wasn't so catchy

Granted but now the only song in your head is Barbie Girl by Aqua

I wish I hadn't sunk to that level

Stubnski

 

[snuv]

This guy wishes = I was married to a beautiful,intelligent, faithful,hetero, blond woman.

Granted but you have amnesia and can't remember where you live.

I wish I hadnt eaten all those potato chips!

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish I hadnt eaten all those potato chips!

granted, your rechecked the bag and realized it was cow chips


I wish I could get paid cash money to do whatever I want

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[snotmare]

Granted. But suddenly, you feel this strong urge to work on a pig farm...


I wish that the smell of burnt popcorn wouldn't spread so quickly around the office.


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He who has knowledge spares his words, and a man of understanding is of a calm spirit. Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; when he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive. - King Solomon

 

[jebenson]

I wish that the smell of burnt popcorn wouldn't spread so quickly around the office.

Granted! But it's because everything in your office now smells like burnt popcorn, all the time.

I wish that the "Lolypop kids" song from The Wizard of Oz wasn't so catchy

Granted! And you realize that the lyrics are actually saying "Lollipop Guild" not "Lollipop Kids"

We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

I used to rock and roll every night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky. - Homer Simpson

Arrrr, mateys! Ye needs ta be preparin' yerselves fer Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ye has a choice: talk like a pira

 

[Jomama46]

I wish that the smell of burnt popcorn wouldn't spread so quickly around the office.

Granted, but now it spreads slowly and lingers forever.

I wish I was rich

Jomama

 

[Trevoke]

I wish I was rich

Granted, but you're also 98 years old.

"That time in Seattle... was a nightmare. I came out of it dead broke, without a house, without anything except a girlfriend and a knowledge of UNIX."
"Well, that's something," Avi says. "Normally those two are mutually exclusive."
-- Neal Stephenson, "Cryptonomicon"

 

[Trevoke]

*ACK MY WISH*

I wish I knew myself.

"That time in Seattle... was a nightmare. I came out of it dead broke, without a house, without anything except a girlfriend and a knowledge of UNIX."
"Well, that's something," Avi says. "Normally those two are mutually exclusive."
-- Neal Stephenson, "Cryptonomicon"

 

[snotmare]

I wish I knew myself.

granted, but then you develop severe memory loss.


I wish for world peace!


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He who has knowledge spares his words, and a man of understanding is of a calm spirit. Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; when he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive. - King Solomon

 

[Stella740pl]

I wish I was rich

Granted, but you're also 98 years old.

...AND

married to a beautiful, intelligent, faithful, hetero, blond woman.

 

[Jomama46]

[QUOTE[married to a beautiful, intelligent, faithful, hetero, blond woman.[\QUOTE]
WHOSE FATHER OWNS A LIQUOR STORE.

Jomama

 

[IknowMe]

I wish for world peace!

Granted but only five minutes prior to the Human Kinds destruction by a huge asteriod.

I wish for the sole ownership of the patent on all microsoft products.

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.