Bumper sticker thread! 9

[Michael52x]

Not ones you've seen, ones you would like to.

NASCAR:
"No, YOU are NOT nascar grade
Back Off!

"My other car is a....{NOT some #!*#$!}

Im in front of you, are'nt I?

Does this car make me look fat?

Yeah, Im stupid, but you're....



"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97

 

[SamBones]

And there's the old...

Honk If You're Horny

 

[BobRodes]

My two all time favorites:

"I am Keyser Soze"

"ANKH if you love ISIS" (complete with picture of ankh)

 

[jebenson]

I want a bumper sticker that is white and has the words "Bumper Sticker" in large black letters.



I used to rock and roll every night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky. - Homer Simpson

Arrrr, mateys! Ye needs ta be preparin' yerselves fer Talk Like a Pirate Day!

 

[SQLSister]

I saw a real one this weekend that made me stop in the parking lot and laugh.

Republicans for Voldemort

(Now was the owner a Democrat or a Republican with a sense of humor?)

"NOTHING is more important in a database than integrity." ESquared

 

[mjldba]

I've been seeing quite a few "My <name of breed here> is smarter than your honor student" bumper stickers and my usual mental response is "yeah but my honor student doesn't poop on the front lawn or rip open the garbage".

Another sticker seen recently "Go ahead & keep honking, I'm reloading

 

[GSCaupling]

I always wanted a small, unobtrusive sticker with a picture of a guitar to put, naturally, on my Fender.

 

[AnotherHiggins]

A friend used to have
[tab]Stupidity should hurt
on her old car.


In response to mjldba's post: I've seen the "My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student" bumper stickers for decades now. But over the last few years I've started seeing them for various breeds.

Even though I belong to a border collie, I don't think I'm being biased when I say that the joke at least makes sense for that breed - Borders have repeatedly been shown to be the smartest breed of dog.

But the same bumper sticker about a shih tzu doesn't make any sense (no offense to any shih tzu lovers out there).

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[kskid]

Saw this one on a pickup.

WANT MORE GUN CONTROL?
TRY USING BOTH HANDS.

 

[flapeyre]

A while back, mocking the Visualize World Peace bumper stickers, I saw Visualize Whirled Peas.

Following on that theme, I also saw

VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL![/b}]

Nullum gratuitum prandium.
--Sleipinir214

 

[blister911]

Here are a few that I've seen that haven't already been mentioned.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

Silence is golden, Duck Tape is silver

Horn broken, watch for finger

Keep honking, I'm reloading

Go ahead, Honk! If I can hear you, you're in range

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!

Work is for people who don't know how to fish

Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools

The gene pool could use a little chlorine

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse

4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!

If guns cause crime, matches cause arson!

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

 

[lisaharris]

But the same bumper sticker about a shih tzu doesn't make any sense (no offense to any shih tzu lovers out there).

Actually, it does make sense.... I'm owned by three shih tzu. With the exception of my youngest (Meatball, who really does live up to his name), shih tzu are quite smart. Not yappy at all by small dog stereotypes, affectionate, trainable, and some of the happiest dogs you could imagine. We have a nice synergy... they let me live in their house, as long as I continue to pay the mortgage and feed them.

Sorry for hijacking the bumper sticker thread..... I want a sticker that says "999 - Evil when I do headstands."

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Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I charged it.

 

[LeeMcCauslin]

Sorry for hijacking the bumper sticker thread..... I want a sticker that says "999 - Evil when I do headstands."

I wish I had a girlfriend who was the kind of girl that would want a sticker that says "999 - Evil when I do Headstands."


But I am almost sure my wife won't let me have one.


I did see a sticker that read: I my dog. I [club] my wife.

But I'd be scared to have one of those too.


;-)

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[flapeyre]

According to the comedian Gallagher:

I ? MY CAT

Nullum gratuitum prandium.
--Sleipinir214

 

[blister911]

I've also seen:

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

 

[philhege]

I ? MY CAT

And echoed by Mother Goose and Grimm a few years ago (dayum I miss Grimmy).

Phil H.
Some Bank
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Time's fun when you're having flies.

 

[Dollie]

When I lived in Houston, I would sit in traffic and dream of the fantasy bumper sticker launcher that I would someday attach to my front bumper. It would shoot two different stickers at various 4-wheeled targets:

1. I brake frequently and for no apparent reason
2. Minivan Commando: Warning! Children are armed!


Now that I'm living in NC, I still dream of the bumper sticker launcher, but this time it would shoot out:

1. What do you mean the left lane is for passing?
2. Welcome to Raleigh. Turn signals are optional.

I also miss the greatest bumper sticker in the whole world, pasted to the back of my ancient toy-yoda station wagon:

Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Medium, and OMG!



It was great watching people behind me read it out loud in my rear view mirror.

 

[imnotcourtney]

Hummer? Bummer.

 

[Michael52x]

blister911, yew bumped yer haid! Funny stuff, thanx.
flapeyre, love the "peas"
Bummper stickers can be in anagram also.
Kinda like license plates.
FXNATR-Fixinator
NOUDNT- No You Did'nt
TTTH-Talk To The Hand
IMAFU-Im Ahead Of You
MVOVR-Move Over
Got some?

"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97

 

[GSCaupling]

[purple]I child-proofed my home, BUT THEY STILL GOT IN![/purple]



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[kjv1611]

GSCaupling, THAT is hilarious! [ROFL2]

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