Bumper sticker thread! 9

[Michael52x]

Not ones you've seen, ones you would like to.

NASCAR:
"No, YOU are NOT nascar grade
Back Off!

"My other car is a....{NOT some #!*#$!}

Im in front of you, are'nt I?

Does this car make me look fat?

Yeah, Im stupid, but you're....



"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97

 

[thefourthwall]

Saw this one on an old minivan outside Albany, NY:
"Spitzer & Paterson: Bringing the passion back to Albany"

how prophetic . . .

 

[acl03]

My son was inmate of the month at the county jail.

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Thanks,
Andrew

Hard work often pays off over time, but procrastination pays off right now!

 

[kjv1611]

Um, congrats, acl03.

Oh, wait, you meant that could be/is a bumper sticker.



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"If to err is human, then I must be some kind of human!" -Me

 

[acl03]

Yep, it was a bumper sticker...but I didn't see it on a bumper. My dad had it up on his cubicle at work when I was a kid and went into work with him because he thought it was funny.

I am just now seeing the irony in it (me being his son).

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Thanks,
Andrew

Hard work often pays off over time, but procrastination pays off right now!

 

[kjv1611]

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"If to err is human, then I must be some kind of human!" -Me

 

[acl03]

I just realized how poorly written my previous post is. Clearly I have not had my yet.

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Thanks,
Andrew

Hard work often pays off over time, but procrastination pays off right now!

 

[wahnula]

On the back of my car...

REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT

It was my wife's idea, the first bumper sticker she has ever placed on a vehicle.

Tony

Users helping Users...

 

[lisaharris]

I have never placed a bumper sticker on the outside of any car I've ever owned (and I'm currently on my seventh). I have had several in the window through the years, gems such as:

- I still miss my ex husband, but my aim is improving.
- All Men Are Animals, some just make better Pets
- National Sarcasm Society (like we need YOUR support)

I currently have one of those support ribbon magnets, a purple one that reads "Support B*tching." And I've got a license plate frame that says "Will Work for Bandwidth."

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Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I charged it.

 

[SantaMufasa]

I'm owned by three shih tzu.

...Then you would probably enjoy this bumper snicker:

My dog is a Bull Dog / Shih Tzu mix.

We call it Bull Shih T

<grin>

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”

 

[GSCaupling]

More of a trunk sticker, but here goes:

Today a car sped by me going really fast. When I caught up to it at the next light, the driver was talking on a cell phone. The trunk sported a pink breast cancer ribbon. I just shook my head.

Silly twit. Hang up, slow down, write a check.

GS

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[NorthNone]

I liked this one a lot. I saw it on a car a bit past its prime:
"Don't be fooled by the car; my treasure is in heaven"

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." --- Arthur Schopenhauer

 

[flapeyre]

A former co-worker had this one:

I OWE, I OWE
SO OFF TO WORK I GO

-- Francis
I'd like to change the world, but I can't find the source code.

 

[philhege]

I had a 66 Caddy Fleetwood Brougham. Lemon lot special. On the back was this bumper sticker:

DON'T LAUGH - IT'S PAID FOR

 

[bednarjm]

Legalize physics"


"Quantum duck. Quark, quark".



"If Jesus is you co-pilot then please let him drive. You can't"

 

[dosjock]

Saw this over the weekend:

"Just remember that mother nature always bats last

 

[RCorrigan]

Not so much a Bumper Sticker, but on the front gate of a house just outside Dublin (Kilshane Cross) which made me laugh as I waited at traffic lights ....

We got rid of the Kids
The Dog was alergic.

<Do I need A Signature or will an X do?>

 

[zarkon4]

Here's one...Bush's face and the phrase.."if the shoe fits, throw it.

 

[Andrzejek]

You can get a bumper sticker [tt][blue]"Drive Now - Talk Later"[/blue][/tt] here or here from NPR's Car Talk

Have fun.

---- Andy

 

[SQLSister]

Saw a car the other day with a whole bunch of SPCA type bumper stickers indicating the person was a strong animal rights activist, all very serious until the final one in the series. The last one I read said:
My dog bites Republicans

I cracked up.

"NOTHING is more important in a database than integrity." ESquared

 

[Michael52x]

I can't believe this thread is still going!
Well, ya cain't have enough fun!
Like lisaharris, putting them on the vehicle is not always the best. I would like some material that fits the entire rear window, and can be seen through from inside, and electronically change what is on it on the fly.
What do you mean we don't need more distrations?
Sure we do. So the aftermarket auto industry can get back on it's feet. And those insurance people, wonderful human beings, yeah, right.
Ya see, what we need to do first, is kill all the lawyers.

"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97