Bumper sticker thread! 9

[Michael52x]

Not ones you've seen, ones you would like to.

NASCAR:
"No, YOU are NOT nascar grade
Back Off!

"My other car is a....{NOT some #!*#$!}

Im in front of you, are'nt I?

Does this car make me look fat?

Yeah, Im stupid, but you're....



"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97

 

[GSCaupling]

Ya see, what we need to do first, is kill all the lawyers.

Hey, I resemble that.

I used to be a high ranking military lawyer. They called me...










wait for it...













General Statute!

GS

[small][navy]**********************^*********************
I always know where people are going to sit. I'm chairvoyant.[/navy][/small]

 

[Opieo]

Time to bring out the old joke:

What do you call 20,000 lawyers being dumped into the middle of the ocean?
A good start.

~
“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.” — Ace Ventura.

 

[emartinho]

I apologize right now for what follows.....

Did you hear they're performing science experiments on lawyers now?

They realized that there are just some things that mice will refuse to do!

Please don't hit me!!

 

[flapeyre]

Okay, back to bumper stickers:

This guy is obviously a duck hunter:

HOOKED ON QUACK

-- Francis
I'd like to change the world, but I can't find the source code.