I heard a song on the radio today, the words were so weird I actually looked them up. Are these the worst song lyrics ever written?
Artist(Band):The Beautiful South (Heaton/Rotheray)
It doesn't take a labrador
To show a blind man sun
Either you are simply beautiful
Or I am simply dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb
The sun, the sky, the moon, the stars
Jupiter, Neptune and Mars
All these things I clearly see
It don't take a telescope for you to love me
The line "It doesn't take a labrador, To show a blind man sun", means what exactly? Are we talking about someone from Labrador or the dog?
It's the last line in particular that kills me, "It don't take a telescope for you to love me". Does this imply that some young (or old lovers) would actually buy a telescope to sustain their relationship?
My previous favorite was a band called Shakespeare' sister that wrote the lines...
Woke up this morning, street was full of cars,
all bright and shiny like they just arrived from Mars
Oddly, I quite like the tunes, but I challenge you to beat these lyrics for poetic awfulness!