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  1. ascotta

    Puns for Making an Impression

    One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot each other. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  2. ascotta

    Is US the only one with English system left?

    He could have used a parachute too by the sounds of it. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  3. ascotta

    Is US the only one with English system left?

    Yes but would the parachute deploy, or just spit the dummy. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  4. ascotta

    Is US the only one with English system left?

    Here in Australia we have antipopdean metric. Kays and Klicks. Mils Dollars and cents. But not single cents. Bunches of fives surprisingly. We still however use Acres and Hectares. Which is quite interesting. I either live on 5 Acres or 1.25 Hectares. I believe. To be quite honest with the 48...
  5. ascotta

    Import from a "retired" store

    I have had to recover a client from a total SBS2008 daymare. Rebuild from scratch that which was originally migrated from SBS2003. I am left with an old edb file thyat I would like to get some e-mails from, I dont wish to import all, just one mailbox as that is the only user who did not have...
  6. ascotta

    Internet Explorer 7

    I did mean it to be posted here Fee, stange though it may seem. I help support a school who insist on using MACS. Only joking, I personally havent used one for 20 odd years, but they certainly have their uses. OK So 6 is the lates veresion that will work on Macs, OK great thank you. A...
  7. ascotta

    Internet Explorer 7

    Could anyone point me in the right direction for a download of this please, I can only find 8 and I need to have 7. Thanks in advance A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  8. ascotta

    The National Anthem?

    I like the US anthem, I like the Australian one (written by a Scot). I will stand to attention to "god save our Auntie Jean", I have issues with some of the verses. Although Flower of Scotland is a really good song, its a dirge; a lament; and drives me nuts, and not what should be a national...
  9. ascotta

    No i/c email after migration from 2003

    Its just different, now that I have done a migration, I reckon its much more sensible in its approach. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  10. ascotta

    Upgrade Documentation

    SOrry no mark, not your documentation which if I remember correctly has always been pretty much spot on. The MS documentation. You would think after all these years I would treat it with better contempt. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  11. ascotta

    Upgrade Documentation

    Thank the lord I am not alone in having had a somewhat torrid time in migrating. Most of it seemed to work, but there were bits that required a lot of tweaking and digging. The documentation left a lot to be desired to be quite frank. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  12. ascotta

    No i/c email after migration from 2003

    Hmmm should have been installed by defaultis a very moot point. You will also require a certificate. Not that that is real clear either. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  13. ascotta

    No i/c email after migration from 2003

    You need to make sure you have an outgoing and incoming connection setup. Its not real clear in the documentation that that is now required. As opposed to just the SMTP server running. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  14. ascotta

    Migrate from sbs 2003 to sbs 2008 downtime?

    I am in the process of doing such. The old server dies tomorrow, this afternoon I take its final backup and remove Exchange (manually cos the migration documentation really sucks) and demoting it. I have managed to do the migration in production time with about half an hour of lost production...
  15. ascotta

    Favorite Stand-Up Comics

    My three have been mentioned, Billy Connelly, Eddie Izzard and Robin Williams, but Craig Ferguson used to be incredibly good as Bing Hitler. Robbie Coltraine too is very funny and that Rhona whatshername she can be quite funny too. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  16. ascotta

    Unfortunate Acronyms

    Only Fools and Horses had Trotters Independant Traders. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  17. ascotta

    A porch, with a screen

    Its Verandah in Australia,maybe even with a small v, but mostly not screened in. All windows have security screen, well here in QLD, which are about as secure as an ulocked open door. Security here obviously means keeping the bugs out. WHich I assume is the substance of said screened. I...
  18. ascotta

    Struggleing

    I get letters addressed to some one called Ascott. Has my mind racing there. A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  19. ascotta

    100 Most Mispronounced Words in English

    Surely "Its a Wolluf, Its a Wolluf" A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott
  20. ascotta

    Just having a little pun at everyone else's expense

    Skippy, kangaroo meat, delicious, healthy, can come in pre butchered state if you buy optional Roo bars for your car. It is also rather good on BBQ's. Now anyone for eagle wing ? [blush] A perspective from the other side!! Cheers Scott

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