Very Bad ACRONYMS

[Mr3Putt]

I dunno about you, but I am driven mad by poorly done or "forced" acronyms.

The one currently in my bonnet is "NORAD", or, the "North American Aerospace Defense Command".

Now, I'm sorry, but there is no $%@^& way that the above phrase can be represented by N-O-R-A-D. [gray]NORthamerican Aerospace Defense command[/gray]

Worse (to my way of thinking) is the way they represent their acronym here. Check out the upper left link list...

N: who we are
O: in focus
R: newsroom
A: for kids only
D: NORAD links

WHAT? Had they left out the colons ), it'd be better, but still awful.

So, anybody got horrible Acronyms out there?

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[aardvark92]

The Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism (USA PATRIOT) Act. Any acronym with ten letters is too long.

 

[Mr3Putt]

Yes, too long by half. It is, at the very least, accurate.

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[tsdragon]

May be accurate, but it's also somewhat redundant.

Uniting and Strengthening?
Appropriate andRequired?
Intercept and Obstruct?

I think the applicable description for this type of acronym is contrived: "Hey, guys, we need an acronym for 'USA PATRIOT Act.'" That's not really an acronym, but the reverse (converse? inverse? obverse?).


Tracy Dryden

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[CajunCenturion]

tsdragon - The term (I hesistate to use word because it may not be there yet) is "backronym".

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[tsdragon]

OutStanding!!! That's a terrific neologism!


Tracy Dryden

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[Mr3Putt]

Backronym - my new favorite word for the week.

 

[ESquared]

And in the case of USA PATRIOT, it was definitely a hack-ronym.

 

[BocaBurger]

If you want bad acronyms, join the gov't or better yet, the military. Still haven't figured out how TDY stands for Temporary Duty Unit. How about United States Army - Airforce Central Command - US Army Europe: USAACCUSAE.
NCOIC: Non Commisioned Office In Charge.



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[RodKnowlton]

Still haven't figured out how TDY stands for Temporary Duty Unit.

Maybe they knew there were already eleven military uses of the acronym TDU, and they didn't want to make it a dozen, because that would be confusing.

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[CajunCenturion]

I'm not sure that 'unit' is part of TDY. I was under the impression it was simply 'Temporary DutY'.

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[BocaBurger]

No, my TDY was the 2nd of the 62nd Battalion 10th ADARTYGP: Air Defense Artillery Group, 32nd Army Air Defense Command: AADCOM, my Duty Unit was the 6th of 62nd Battalion 10th ADARTYGP, 32nd AADCOM.
I was an NCOIC, at a BOC (Battalion Operations Center).



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[mscallisto]

I hate obscure TLA's I waste so much time looking them up!!!

 

[ESquared]

And even better are those extended TLAs, aka, ETLAs!

 

[Mr3Putt]

Terms of Loquacious Acrobats?

Temporal Logic of Actions?

Total Loser Acronyms?

 

[mscallisto]

three letter acronyms of course

 

[flapeyre]

Okay, back to the 70's, anyone?

There was the New Orleans Coalition Against Registration and the Draft, or NO-CARD.

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[tsdragon]

How about the Coprolite Research Association of PaleoScatologists? I'll let you do the acronym. I doubt this is a real one, I think it's one my dad and his friends made up at work (they were geologists) when they got bored. But it's still amusing.


Tracy Dryden

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For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.

 

[AngelB]

We have a system in work called TROPOS. Before this system was implemented all our software was written in-house so we affectionately claimed that TROPOS stood for 'To Replace Our Pile Of ****'. They've also recently released the Tropos Web Application Tool (no joke)

Gez



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[ssnider]

Automotive is another good souce (i.e. GM) for these puppies. My favorite CHIMSL (add an e between S & L to make it pronoucable) Center HIgh Mounted Stop Lamp. Our favorite 3rd brake light on every car now.