Tom Swifties 4

[BocaBurger]

Anyone here old enough to remember Tom Swifties?

"I need a great homerun hitter", said the manager, ruthlessly.

"I can't create any documents", said the PC user, wordlessly.



BocaBurger
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more!

 

[BocaBurger]

Two, 4, 6, 8," Tom said evenly.

"How could you have missed that", Tom said singly.

"So what's your point?", Tom asked sharply.



BocaBurger
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more!

 

[SilentAiche]

Could this stick be used for magic?" Tom wandered.

"I'm not good at starting code," Tom said dimly.

Tim

 

[PaulTEG]

I need this female sheep for a spiritual alliance experiment" said Tom, eweformystically
--Paul

cigless ...

 

[SilentAiche]

"I hate underwear," Tom said briefly.

Tim

 

[donbott]

NO! Cut the blue wire!", Tom exploded

DonBott

 

[SilentAiche]

"Sen. Kennedy is a bit fuzzy in this picture," Tom blurted.

Tim

 

[SilentAiche]

"I once lit an evil candle," Tom said wickedly.

Tim



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Although not artistic by nature, I sure can draw a blank...[/gray]

 

[SkipVought]

"Chap, I quit, Dick!" exclained the Massachusetts senator, evasively.

Skip,
[sub]
[red]Be advised:[/red] When you ignite a firecracker in a bowl of vanilla, chocolate & strawberry ice cream, you get...
Neopolitan Blown-apart! [/sub]

 

[SilentAiche]

Skip,

I find your new sig colorful, yet cold... :.)

Tim

(hey, those damn smiley-thingies don't seem to work with AOL...)


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Although not artistic by nature, I sure can draw a blank...[/gray]

 

[SkipVought]

Tim,

Then get a real ISP! ;-)

Skip,
[sub]
[red]Be advised:[/red] When you ignite a firecracker in a bowl of vanilla, chocolate & strawberry ice cream, you get...
Neopolitan Blown-apart! [/sub]

 

[SilentAiche]

Skip,

And give up the privilege of overpaying for non-service??

Tim

(aka, [blue]Tim[/blue] (whoa, I really need a better alias))


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Although not artistic by nature, I sure can draw a blank...[/gray]

 

[AnotherHiggins]

Do you know what comes between seven and nine?” asked Tom considerately.

"The directions say to add 1 cup of water", said Tom with great concentration.

"I can't follow suit, so I'm going to trump you", said Tom heartlessly.

"Ah, this must be an aerobics class!” Tom worked out.

"I've lost my hat", said Tom off the top of his head.

"You need to sharpen your knives", said Tom bluntly.

"What did you say?” asked Tom deftly.

"Don't you even know my name?” Asked Tom swiftly.

"Well, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse", tom agreed.

"Elvis has left the building", said Tom expressly.

[On his cell phone]: "Hi, honey. It's Tom. I'm at the grocery store. Would you remind me what we need?” asked Tome listlessly.


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[SilentAiche]

"I used to regret things, you dolts." Tom said ruedly.

(okay, that doesn't quite work, but it's late and I'm gonna be working in the field next week, so I RUE the next time I check my email-box...)

Tim



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[67peshawar294]

"No, I don't want you to be a millionaire even after breakfast!" the game show host excalimed egg-regis-ly.

Have I got the idea?

 

[SilentAiche]

[cancel]

Just can't do it. Was going to offer something 'bout [blue]ewetopia[/blue], with Tom gettin' excited about a sheep pissing on his foot, but I just can't do it...[/cancel]



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[MakeItSo]

Great thread! said the dwarf...

"Lighten up!" Jim said beamingly.

"Last order!" the bartender said disarrangedly.

"You're fired!" the CEO said, inflamed with rage.

"It's a miracle", Tom wondered.


[blue]An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - "Mahatma" Mohandas K. Gandhi[/blue]

 

[PaulTEG]

Tim,

there's no reason not to descend into a sheepfest, go on I double dare ewe

--Paul

cigless ...

 

[CajunCenturion]

The last post was taken back", he said sheepishly.

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[AnotherHiggins]

Get your halibut here," Tom yelled selfishly.

"All of the other kids have motorized bicycles. Why can't I have one?" Tom moped.

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[Mr3Putt]

I'm going ask Mary to marry me tonight," said Tom, engagingly.