Tom Swifties 4

[BocaBurger]

Anyone here old enough to remember Tom Swifties?

"I need a great homerun hitter", said the manager, ruthlessly.

"I can't create any documents", said the PC user, wordlessly.



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The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more!

 

[MakeItSo]

&quot;Lighten up...&quot;, Jim groaned heavily
&quot;It's over.&quot;, the Sergeant subjected.
&quot;I hate C#&quot;, Tim said basically
&quot;You dig, dawg?&quot;, Mo yapped.

[blue]An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - &quot;Mahatma&quot; Mohandas K. Gandhi[/blue]

 

[BocaBurger]

Knock, knock", Tom rapped.



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[SkipVought]

BocaBurger

re: your sig

It was only a word in jest,
yet it was piercing, cuz...
[red]he was covering his S[/red]
;-)

Skip,
[sub]
[red]Be advised:[/red] When you ignite a firecracker in a bowl of vanilla, chocolate & strawberry ice cream, you get...
Neopolitan Blownapart! [/sub]

 

[BocaBurger]

Re: my sig.

I am a kenjutsu practitioner, for 45 years now.

"Do you get the point?" asked Tom, sharply.



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The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more!

 

[PaulTEG]

Do you get the point?" asked Tom, pointedly.
--Paul

cigless ...

 

[CajunCenturion]

I think it's time to bury this thread", he said gravely.

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[SkipVought]

"Get the point!" Tom barbed.

Skip,
[sub]
[red]Be advised:[/red] When you ignite a firecracker in a bowl of vanilla, chocolate & strawberry ice cream, you get...
Neopolitan Blownapart! [/sub]

 

[BocaBurger]

I am not a monkey" Tom said apishly.

"Fetch me that bone" Tom said doggedly.

"Did you see that Minkey" Tom said Cleulessly.



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The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more!

 

[SkipVought]

"Did you see that Minkey" Tom said so Cleulessly.

little Spoonerism thrown in at no extra cost!

Skip,
[sub]
[red]Be advised:[/red] When you ignite a firecracker in a bowl of vanilla, chocolate & strawberry ice cream, you get...
Neopolitan Blownapart! [/sub]

 

[AnotherHiggins]

That fan in the ceiling does an amazing job at keeping the house cool!" Tom said fanatically.

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[SkipVought]

That bladed, rotating ventilator, hanging from the ridge beam does an amazing job at keeping the house cool!" Tom fanatically confided to his colleague.

Skip,
[sub]
[red]Be advised:[/red] When you ignite a firecracker in a bowl of vanilla, chocolate & strawberry ice cream, you get...
Neopolitan Blownapart! [/sub]

 

[AnotherHiggins]

I love taking pictures, but I never remember to have the film developed," Tom said negatively.

"I'm just waiting to see the doctor," said Tom patiently.

"I will not buy a circuit breaker," Tom refused.

Go, Skip, go!

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[BocaBurger]

I refuse to replace that fuse" Tom said darkly.

"The batteries in this flashlight are almost dead" said Tom, dimly.

"Careful with that sword" Toma said beknightedly.
"I don't need a vasectomy" Tom said, uniquely.

"I can't rhyme" Tom said aversely.





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[SilentAiche]

"My fan is the best there ever was," Tom said airrogantly.

Tim
(after a week afield)

(P.S. - missed y'all)

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[67peshawar294]

bocaburger,
Don't know if it etiquette or not but I have to give you a star for your vasectomy.
jim

 

[AnotherHiggins]

Welcome back, ([gray]H[/gray]).

In honor of your return, a few Swifties on the theme of leaving:

"I don't know why the hive is still empty," Tom said belatedly.

"I'm going to Scotland," Tom said clandestinely.

"I brought back gifts for everyone from my week afield", Tim said presently.

That's all I've got for now.




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[SilentAiche]

anotherhiggins,

"I'm going to Scotland," Tom said clandestinely.

Damn, wish I'd said that.

A Swiftie Classic!

Tim

(P.S. - THanks- nice to be back!)




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[SilentAiche]

"That Cessna was mine before it crashed," Tom explaned.

Tim

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[SilentAiche]

What comes after [blue]M[/blue]," Tom inquired.

Tim

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[CajunCenturion]

Oh", he peeved.

Good Luck
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