Tom Swifties 4

[BocaBurger]

Anyone here old enough to remember Tom Swifties?

"I need a great homerun hitter", said the manager, ruthlessly.

"I can't create any documents", said the PC user, wordlessly.



BocaBurger
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more!

 

[SilentAiche]

For the most part, before he trapped me, I supported the Southern rebel leader 100% during these days, for he comes from good stock," Tom said generally.

[white]
most part = general
trap = gen
good stock = gene(s)
Southern rebel leader = "General Lee"
100% = all
these days = era
[/white]

Tim

(Boca - my word disection binge probably isn't in keeping with the Swiftie Pledge, but I think it adds a fun element.)

 

[tsdragon]

You all are making these things WAY more complicated than they are supposed to be," said Tracy simply.

Tracy Dryden

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.

 

[ESquared]

simply? simper? What?

 

[SilentAiche]

Simply - I think it means "like a monkey"

Tim

 

[ESquared]

I saw this too... simian? chimp?

 

[SilentAiche]

[E]Bold[/E]

Exactly! Although as soon as I hit Submit I thought of one I liked better: "obeying a monkey" (something with simian, comply)

Tim

 

[tsdragon]

simp (smp)
n. Slang
A simple or foolish person.

Nothing to do with monkeys.

Tracy Dryden

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.

 

[ESquared]

ahhh. Simple. I was unaware of this slang!

 

[SilentAiche]

I need a thinner calligraphy brush in order to write "Mom" on this card," Tom said emphatically.

Tim

 

[CajunCenturion]

And what is the purpose of this thread?", he asked aimlessly.

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[SilentAiche]

 "M", "fat"tically (in case anyone didn't get it)

Tim

 

[SilentAiche]

"I'm no longer in my precinct," Tom said outwardly.

Tim

 

[BillyRayPreachersSon]

"I'm no longer in my precinct," Tom said outwardly.

If he was in his precinct, but said he wasn't (while facing out of it), would that be an outwardly outward lie?

Dan

 

[donutman]

Don't count on me to follow this thread," Tom said sheepishly.
-Karl

 

[SilentAiche]

Bird poop should be outlawed," Tom bantered.

Tim

 

[SkipVought]

"I'm g-wnna get rid of this bat poop," Tom stated vacuously.

Skip,
[sub]
[red]Be advised:[/red] The dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac, lays awake all night wondering...
"Is there really a DOG?" [/sub]

 

[SilentAiche]

Karl,

Per your request, we will not count on [blue]ewe[/blue].

Tim

 

[SilentAiche]

The d*mn trains are always late," Tom railed.

Tim

 

[AnotherHiggins]

You guys rock," said a very stoned Tom.

"There's a gas leak," Tom vented.

[tt]-John[/tt]
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[SilentAiche]

"One, Three, Five, Seven," Tom said oddly (with an oxymoronically primal desire to get even...)

Tim