Tom Swifties 4

[BocaBurger]

Anyone here old enough to remember Tom Swifties?

"I need a great homerun hitter", said the manager, ruthlessly.

"I can't create any documents", said the PC user, wordlessly.



BocaBurger
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more!

 

[SkipVought]

You can BANK on it! ;-)

Skip,
[sub]
[red]A palindrome gone wrong?[/red]
A man, a plan, a ROOT canal...
PULLEMALL![/sub]

 

[SkipVought]

and building on that thought...

"The Czechs will be free!," Tom Prague-nosticated [blue]Prague-matically to the Tito-ler.[/blue]

Skip,
[sub]
[red]A palindrome gone wrong?[/red]
A man, a plan, a ROOT canal...
PULLEMALL![/sub]

 

[SilentAiche]

I had a feeling my letter would be recorded," Tom [blue] pre-dictated[/blue].



okay, that one just sucked as a Swiftie: have y'all no standards at all?

Tim

[blue]______________________________________________________________
Once, while sitting on the bank of Stick Creek, I found myself thinking about small lakes. Then, I realized, I was probably just pondering. [/blue]

 

[LFI]

I'm constipated" said Tom dutifully.

 

[SilentAiche]

[green]You will be [red]ass[/red]imilated in doo time," said the Borg.[/green]

Bob, as far as you know...

[blue]______________________________________________________________
Once, while sitting on the bank of Stick Creek, I found myself thinking about small lakes. Then, I realized, I was probably just pondering. [/blue]

 

[ChrisHunt]

I want to look for some more of these", Tom requested.

-- Chris Hunt
Webmaster & Tragedian
Extra Connections Ltd

 

[LFI]

Well, if I had to go to jail, I'm glad it's one with a simple frame structure, covered in cloth," said Tom, contented.

--Dave

 

[ChrisHunt]

I'm getting quite a buzz outa this" added Tom, waspishly.

-- Chris Hunt
Webmaster & Tragedian
Extra Connections Ltd

 

[SkipVought]

"It's sure windy out here in from of these simple frame structure, covered in cloth," proclaimed Tom with an air of pretense.

Skip,
[sub]
[red]A palindrome gone wrong?[/red]
A man, a plan, a ROOT canal...
PULLEMALL![/sub]

 

[LFI]

Wow, Skip!

 

[SkipVought]

"I can't type!"

"It's sure windy out here in front of these simple frame structures, covered in cloth," proclaimed Tom with an air of pretense.

Skip,
[sub]
[red]A palindrome gone wrong?[/red]
A man, a plan, a ROOT canal...
PULLEMALL![/sub]

 

[ChrisHunt]

I'm suing her for alimony", Tom exclaimed.

-- Chris Hunt
Webmaster & Tragedian
Extra Connections Ltd

 

[CajunCenturion]

From Forum Moderator:

This thread is long enough. Please post additional swifties in the new thread.

Thank you.

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[SilentAiche]

No more Posts here!" CC said de[red]fence[/red]ively.

Unless it's approaching Sunday morning, and like me, you can't resist a Saturday Evening Post. Nor, man, can you resist a Bon Jovi likeness. After all, even if you've been railed against, you have to rock well.

Tim (maybe, not sure yet)

[blue]______________________________________________________________
I love logging onto Tek-Tips. It's always so exciting to see what the hell I
said yesterday. [/blue]