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Vanity Plates XII 5

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SantaMufasa

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Jul 17, 2003
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Well, it's that time again...The previous thread exceeds 100 posts (and is rather slow to load). This means we're well over 1,200 posts for the "Vanity Plates" concept.

I'll start this thread off with this one seen on a pickup truck, driven by an attractive young Utah hunter/outdoorswoman. The plate, I'm certain, refers to the mechanism that was holding two scoped rifles in the back window of the truck:
License Plate said:

[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”
 
CC said:
They should either send that VW van Back to the USSR, or Let it Be.
If they want send the VW van Back to the USSR, I'll volunteer to drive The Long and Winding Road With a Little Help from My Friends, beginning at Penny Lane. To defray costs, I propose selling a Ticket to Ride (either Yesterday or Wait until The Night Before) to as many people as can fit in the van. I would at least invite Some Other Guy, Rocky Racoon, Sexy Sadie, Michelle, Maggie Mae, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, Lucille, Long Tall Sally, Lovely Rita, Lady Madonna, Martha, My Dear and Eleanor Rigby.

We could Come Together and set out Anytime At All. If there is Rain, I'll Be on my Way and In Spite of All the Danger I'll Drive My Car. In case of snow, we would take Chains Because I wouldn't want to Dig It out of a snowbank -- If that happened, we'd have to get out and push Altogether Now...that would be Misery, A Hard Day's Night, but it's just A Day in the Life. Once the storm passed, I'd reassure my passengers that it's Getting Better because Here Comes the Sun -- it's a Good Day, Sunshine is out again. We'd Get Back on the road and Let It Be. We'll be Flying down the road again, Searchin' for The End of the trip.

Another road hazzard I'd plan for is Fixing a Hole in the tire Here, There, and Everywhere. If there was Something causing a flat, Two of Us could fix it. I wouldn't want to Crying, Waiting, Hoping and have to Slow Down because of an unforeseen problem.

Do You Want to Know a Secret? Once we got to the USSR, the new owners should Come and Get It so that my co-travelers and I could Get Back Altogether Now When I'm Sixty-Four. I'll Be Back When I Get Home.

<grin>


[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
“People may forget what you say, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
 
Are you sure it was a VW van? Maybe it was a Beetle!

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.
 
On one of those ugly Honda Elements:

BREDBOX

-- Francis
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.
--Robert Frost
 
Saw today

10SNE1

must be a tennis player looking for someone to challenge
 
I spotted this on t'interweb this lunchtime:
funny-car-photos-license-lols-this-is-the-title-pun-self-referential.jpg


Fee

"The cure for anything is salt water – sweat, tears, or the sea." Isak Dinesen
 
Near my house, there's a small Mom & pop jewelry store; the owner and his wife have custom plates:

His yellow Corvette: HUDAMAN

Her Range Rover: YUDAMAN

__________
Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I charged it.
 
On a Nissan Cube, on the rear window (the license tag was an amateur radio callsign)
"You have just been passed by a Toaster"

Fred Wagner

 
I saw this on a SUV this morning...
DK EAGLE
I hope this person isn't trying to steal my nickname. [smile]
 
Saw this today on a big SUV. The "Hand" symbol was where the "*" is...

2XX*1XY

Said out loud, the "hand" works as an "and". Clever.

 
On my Boss's car, who is the owner of a metal foundry:

AL CU FE

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...
 
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