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hjgoldstein
Programmer
I know it's not uncommon, and commercially available, but I do love
"Horn broken - look out for finger!
"Horn broken - look out for finger!
One of my favorites:
"Cthulu for President: Why Choose the Lesser Evil?"
I used to rock and roll every night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky. - Homer Simpson
Arrrr, mateys! Ye needs ta be preparin' yerselves fer Talk Like a Pirate Day!
![[smarty]](/data/assets/smilies/smarty.gif "[smarty] [smarty]")
Hard work often pays off over time, but procrastination pays off right now!
LeeMcCauslin
MIS
In my youth I delivered pizza for Dominos and one of my co-workers had a sticker that read "I Love Cats - Dead Ones." When we eventually got a complaint (You got that big sign on top of your car you make an easy target for the complain-bots) he was asked to remove it or quit so he quit.
Cool Hand Luke said:
Hi,
Here in Arizona I spotted this one:
"Sorry I'm slow, I'm reloading"
( Not so funny in a State where you can carry an unconcealed handgun without any permit required)
![[profile]](/data/assets/smilies/profile.gif "[profile] [profile]")
To Paraphrase:"The Help you get is proportional to the Help you give.."
Here in Arizona I spotted this one:
"Sorry I'm slow, I'm reloading"
( Not so funny in a State where you can carry an unconcealed handgun without any permit required)
To Paraphrase:"The Help you get is proportional to the Help you give.."
Michael52x
Technical User
How about ones you would like to see?
"No, YOU are NOT NASCAR Grade"
"Im still ahead of you. Maybe your driving skills are wrong"
"Why, yes, I am braking. See those little red lights?"
"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97
"No, YOU are NOT NASCAR Grade"
"Im still ahead of you. Maybe your driving skills are wrong"
"Why, yes, I am braking. See those little red lights?"
"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97
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traingamer
Programmer
That was my desktop wallpaper during last year's election.jebenson said:
![[smile]](/data/assets/smilies/smile.gif "[smile] [smile]")
Greg
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Kierkegaard
@Turkbear
It is funny you mention all of that.
28 states allow unlicensed open carry in public with some restrictions (Arizona being one of them).
Also, I saw a funny bumper sticker a couple days ago. Didn't think it was overly special worth posting, but it has more relevance to your comment there.
"The Second Amendment: America's Last Line of Defense"
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“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.” — Ace Ventura.
It is funny you mention all of that.
28 states allow unlicensed open carry in public with some restrictions (Arizona being one of them).
Also, I saw a funny bumper sticker a couple days ago. Didn't think it was overly special worth posting, but it has more relevance to your comment there.
"The Second Amendment: America's Last Line of Defense"
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“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.” — Ace Ventura.
The scariest one I ever saw was in Cobb County, GA:
King James is the One True Word.
![[ponder]](/data/assets/smilies/ponder.gif "[ponder] [ponder]")
This person obviously doesn't know the history of the Bible!
During the last election I saw this:
Voldemort votes Republican
During the previous election there were all of these little stickers that said:
W
The President
I saw a great response to those using John Kerry's middle initial:
F
The President
-Dell
A computer only does what you actually told it to do - not what you thought you told it to do.
King James is the One True Word.
This person obviously doesn't know the history of the Bible!During the last election I saw this:
Voldemort votes Republican
During the previous election there were all of these little stickers that said:
W
The President
I saw a great response to those using John Kerry's middle initial:
F
The President
-Dell
A computer only does what you actually told it to do - not what you thought you told it to do.
The New Orleans Saints' ad slogan in 1980 was, "Let's Get FIRED UP!", and they produced bumper stickers with that slogan.
The team was so bad that year the many motorists cut out the "IR" in the sticker and put the two halves together.
-- Francis
I'd like to change the world, but I can't find the source code.
The team was so bad that year the many motorists cut out the "IR" in the sticker and put the two halves together.
-- Francis
I'd like to change the world, but I can't find the source code.
lisaharris
Programmer
Some of my favorites:
All men are animals, some just make better pets
Fat people are harder to kidnap
(in teeny tiny letters, one line straight across):
If you can read this I can slam on my brakes and sue you
Life's a B!%&ch and some days it has puppies
Come to the dark side, we have cookies
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Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I charged it.
All men are animals, some just make better pets
Fat people are harder to kidnap
(in teeny tiny letters, one line straight across):
If you can read this I can slam on my brakes and sue you
Life's a B!%&ch and some days it has puppies
Come to the dark side, we have cookies
__________
Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I charged it.
@Lisa
Haha, I bought a shirt for my friend the dark side line.
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“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.” — Ace Ventura.
Haha, I bought a shirt for my friend the dark side line.
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“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.” — Ace Ventura.
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