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vb5prgrmr

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Well since the Vanity plate threads have been so popular and bumper stickers have been mentioned within, if I remember correctly, so why not?

On Explorer in VA...

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

And on the 8th day god created marines.

:)
 
Hi,
On a red convertible ( with a blonde driving):
( Not work-safe,so hidden - read if not offended)
Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming and Horny

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To Paraphrase:"The Help you get is proportional to the Help you give.."
 
I know it's not uncommon, and commercially available, but I do love

"Horn broken - look out for finger!
 

One of my favorites:

"Cthulu for President: Why Choose the Lesser Evil?"



I used to rock and roll every night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky. - Homer Simpson

Arrrr, mateys! Ye needs ta be preparin' yerselves fer Talk Like a Pirate Day!
 
Two of my favorites:

"My son was inmate of the month at the county jail."

"How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-S$#T"

Thanks,
Andrew

[smarty] Hard work often pays off over time, but procrastination pays off right now!
 
In my youth I delivered pizza for Dominos and one of my co-workers had a sticker that read "I Love Cats - Dead Ones." When we eventually got a complaint (You got that big sign on top of your car you make an easy target for the complain-bots) he was asked to remove it or quit so he quit.

Cool Hand Luke said:
"Dyin'? Boy, He can have this little life any time He wants to. Do Ya hear that? Are ya hearin' it? Come on. You're welcome to it, Ol' Timer. Let me know You're up there. Come on. Love me, hate me, kill me, anything. Just let me know it... I'm just standin' in the rain talkin' to myself."
 
Hi,
I saw one sorta' related:

"Save the Dolphins, they taste better than Whales"



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To Paraphrase:"The Help you get is proportional to the Help you give.."
 
One of our co-workers has this one on his SUV: "Honk if I'm Paying Your Mortgage" -- with the "O" in Honk being the Obama logo.
 
Hi,
Here in Arizona I spotted this one:

"Sorry I'm slow, I'm reloading"


( Not so funny in a State where you can carry an unconcealed handgun without any permit required)



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To Paraphrase:"The Help you get is proportional to the Help you give.."
 
How about ones you would like to see?
"No, YOU are NOT NASCAR Grade"
"Im still ahead of you. Maybe your driving skills are wrong"
"Why, yes, I am braking. See those little red lights?"


"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97
 
I can only please one person a day and today does not look like your day, neither does tommorow.

(Also seen on mugs and various other warning of inhabitant office items.)

:)
 
jebenson said:
Cthulu for President: Why Choose the Lesser Evil?
That was my desktop wallpaper during last year's election. [smile]

Greg
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Kierkegaard
 
@Turkbear

It is funny you mention all of that.
28 states allow unlicensed open carry in public with some restrictions (Arizona being one of them).
Also, I saw a funny bumper sticker a couple days ago. Didn't think it was overly special worth posting, but it has more relevance to your comment there.

"The Second Amendment: America's Last Line of Defense"

~
“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.” — Ace Ventura.
 
The scariest one I ever saw was in Cobb County, GA:

King James is the One True Word.

[ponder] This person obviously doesn't know the history of the Bible!

During the last election I saw this:

Voldemort votes Republican

During the previous election there were all of these little stickers that said:

W
The President

I saw a great response to those using John Kerry's middle initial:

F
The President


-Dell

A computer only does what you actually told it to do - not what you thought you told it to do.
 
The New Orleans Saints' ad slogan in 1980 was, "Let's Get FIRED UP!", and they produced bumper stickers with that slogan.

The team was so bad that year the many motorists cut out the "IR" in the sticker and put the two halves together.

-- Francis
I'd like to change the world, but I can't find the source code.
 
Saw this the other day...

Don't quit your day job...millions of Welfare Recipients are depending on you!
 
Hi,

This one on an older car:

"My Other Car is the Bus"




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To Paraphrase:"The Help you get is proportional to the Help you give.."
 
Some of my favorites:

All men are animals, some just make better pets

Fat people are harder to kidnap

(in teeny tiny letters, one line straight across):
If you can read this I can slam on my brakes and sue you

Life's a B!%&ch and some days it has puppies

Come to the dark side, we have cookies

__________
Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I charged it.
 

Didn’t see it, just heard about this:
[tt]
Honk if you love Jesus, text if you want to meet Him.[/tt]



Have fun.

---- Andy
 
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