One Sandwich Short 1

[ZoomerZ]

I am not sure if it belongs here but seems like it...
I just read it (and keep laughing) when lady complained about her friend acting stupid. Another lady suggesting that "she is one sandwich short from a picnic"

I love these phrases so much and wondering is this amuses me so much because I am ESL? Or it amuses everyone?

 

[tsdragon]

A few more IQ points and they'd have to stay away from penicillin.

How's that for lowering things?


Tracy Dryden

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.

 

[snuv]

If they caught penicillin, the world's IQ total would go up

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[ESquared]

caught penicillin"?

 

[snuv]

A few more IQ points and they'd have to stay away from penicillin.

We can catch bacterial infections; why shouldnt bacteria come down with a nasty case of penicillin.

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[SilentAiche]

You're all missing the best ones (forgive my bias): In my beloved South, all the best insults all start with

"Bless her/his heart, he/she...

... couldn't hit water falling out of a boat.

... I've seen boogers with more charm.

... that boy's dumber than mud and twice as sharp.

... that girl's got a face just made for radio.

... but didn't she inspire the first veil?

... etc...

THanks,
Tim

 

[gmmastros]

Couldn't find his *butt* with both hands.

Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause. - Fortune cookie wisdom

 

[SilentAiche]

gmmastros

Your post reminded me of something I heard when my brother was in law school:

[purple]When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law. When the Law and the Facts are against you, argue [/purple]loudly.

Tim

 

[donutman]

A few more IQ points and they'd have to stay away from penicillin.

A few more IQ points and they couldn't divide.

Thus allowing them the benefit of ambiguity.
-Karl

[red] Cursors, triggers, user-defined functions and dynamic SQL are an axis of evil![/red]
[green]Life's uncertain...eat dessert first...www.deerfieldbakery.com[/green]

 

[TimBiesiek]

Couldn't fight his way out of a wet brown paper bag.

A few Gigs of RAM short of a Windows compatable PC...

A few Stags short of a do...

 

[benlinkknilneb]

Couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel.

Too much yardage between the goalposts.

Ben

There's no place like 127.0.0.1.

 

[jen89]

A few ants short of a picnic
Dumber than a box of rocks

 

[TimBiesiek]

About as useful as a broken pencil - Utterly pointless!