One Sandwich Short 1

[ZoomerZ]

I am not sure if it belongs here but seems like it...
I just read it (and keep laughing) when lady complained about her friend acting stupid. Another lady suggesting that "she is one sandwich short from a picnic"

I love these phrases so much and wondering is this amuses me so much because I am ESL? Or it amuses everyone?

 

[CajunCenturion]

You went from being a cougar to a Ute, and you want proof of what?

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[SantaMufasa]

BTW, in defense of Zoomer, how many other people do you know that can instantaneously mispell "instantaniously" as instantaneously as Zoomer? Perhaps she was going to instantaneously spell "instantaniously" "instantaneously", but wanted to practise the highly important English rule, "'i' before 'e'..."

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)

http://www.dasages.com

@ 22:57 (28Dec04) UTC (aka "GMT" and "Zulu&quot,
@ 15:57 (28Dec04) Mountain Time

 

[SantaMufasa]

Centurion,

My effect on the schools' GPAs is all the proof anyone needs. (BTW, are you a former 'either'?)

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)

http://www.dasages.com

@ 23:00 (28Dec04) UTC (aka "GMT" and "Zulu"),
@ 16:00 (28Dec04) Mountain Time

 

[CajunCenturion]

No, I am not an alumnus of either school.

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[ESquared]

Ey Kan misspill enything instentanusly if ey wantt too!

Two buns short of a hamburger
At least quite a bit smarter than a hedgehog
Thinks Right Guard[®] can only be used under one's right arm
Dumber than I look
He's like a strike-on-the-box match with no box nearby.



Please forgive stupid ones. I made several up. That would explain why they're stupid.

 

[CorBlimeyLimey]

He's studying to be a half-wit.
He couldn't organize a *iss-up in a Brewery.
He's two rungs short of a ladder.

 

[RCorrigan]

About as much use as .....
A chocolate fireguard
An ashtray on a motorbike
T*** Mammaries on Bull


<Do I need A Signature or will an X do?>

 

[MakeItSo]

Rolling on floor holding stomach...
Great thread!

From "The Green Mile":
That boy's cheese slid off his cracker!


[blue]An eye for an eye only leaves the whole world blind. - "Mahatma" Mohandas K. Gandhi[/blue]

 

[flapeyre]

He has a photographic memory, but he forgot to put film in the camera.

Not the brightest bulb on the tree (seasonal).

Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

 

[sdraper]

thinks asphalt is a rectal problem...

Sam

 

[MakeItSo]

Reminds me of:
I thought cirrhosis was a cloud sort - until I discovered alcohol!

[blue]An eye for an eye only leaves the whole world blind. - "Mahatma" Mohandas K. Gandhi[/blue]

 

[CorBlimeyLimey]

http://www.story-lovers.com/listsstupidsayings.html

http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/all_purpose_slams.html

 

[SantaMufasa]

He's such a Male-Chauvinist Pig that he thought "Roe versus Wade" was the decision George Washington had to make before crossing the Delaware River."

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)

http://www.dasages.com

@ 16:44 (29Dec04) UTC (aka "GMT" and "Zulu"),
@ 09:44 (29Dec04) Mountain Time

 

[CorBlimeyLimey]

If stupidity was a crime, he'd get a life sentence.

If stupidity was painful, he'd be on Morphine.

If he was half as smart as he thought he was, he would be twice as smart as he really is.

 

[RCorrigan]

If his brains were dynamite, ther'd not be enough for him to blow his nose

<Do I need A Signature or will an X do?>

 

[RCorrigan]

1 more IQ point & he'd have to be watered

<Do I need A Signature or will an X do?>

 

[SantaMufasa]

When he writes software, each version is better than the next."

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)

http://www.dasages.com

@ 19:34 (29Dec04) UTC (aka "GMT" and "Zulu"),
@ 12:34 (29Dec04) Mountain Time

 

[ESquared]

He's a free thinker... no one would pay any sum of money to purchase his brain.

 

[SantaMufasa]

When I asked my mother if I was gifted, she said, "I believe so...since we certainly wouldn't have paid for you."

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)

http://www.dasages.com

@ 20:06 (29Dec04) UTC (aka "GMT" and "Zulu"),
@ 13:06 (29Dec04) Mountain Time

 

[AnotherHiggins]

SantaMufasa,

That reminds me of a product we rolled out a few years ago. (To be fair, it was a third party vendor's machine; we just distributed and offered support for it. That third party is now out of business.) It was - how should I put this - challenging from the beginning. A running joke when discussing its performance internally was, "It's never worked better!" Which, of course, was true - it always ran like crap.

[tt]-John[/tt]
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