News Headline Puns

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Anybody read any good (or "groaner") puns in the headlines lately?

Here's one I saw today from CNet: Microsoft's telephony software gains railroad ties


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"Burial Loses Ground to Cremation

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[AnotherHiggins]

Lifted from one of my posts in a different thread:
[tab]IKE 'BEATS' TINA TO DEATH

(For those who might not know, Ike Turner used to (allegedly?) beat his wife, Tina Turner, before she left him.)

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[KenCunningham]

And from other thread I believe:

'Super Caley go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious'

on one of the occasions when Caledonian Thistle (a largely unglamorous football club from Inverness) beat the mighty (as they would have it) Glasgow Celtic. A superb Mary Poppins moment I'm sure you'll agree!

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