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Lifted from one of my posts in a different thread:
[tab]IKE 'BEATS' TINA TO DEATH

(For those who might not know, Ike Turner used to (allegedly?) beat his wife, Tina Turner, before she left him.)

[tt][blue]-John[/blue][/tt]
[tab][red]The plural of anecdote is not data[/red]

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And from other thread I believe:

'Super Caley go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious'

on one of the occasions when Caledonian Thistle (a largely unglamorous football club from Inverness) beat the mighty (as they would have it) Glasgow Celtic. A superb Mary Poppins moment I'm sure you'll agree!

Some days are diamonds, some days are rocks - make sure most are the former.
 
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