Daffinitions 7

[SilentAiche]

Ceremony to Cure Illiteracy: The "can't write right rite"

Ceremony to Cure Aviation Pioneers' Illiteracy: the "why can't the Wrights write right rite?"

Percolate: "not making the coffee on time"

Party-giver Reminders: "Host-It Notes"

Sediment: "Speaking as a breath freshener...

detriment: "Anything that makes your breath worse...

Enjoy!

THanks,
Tim

 

[PennyB]

Coffee - one who coughs (stolen from Douglas Adams)

 

[flapeyre]

Coffee - one who coughs (stolen from Douglas Adams)

Wait -- coffer is one who coughs; coffee is the one being coughed at.

Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

 

[flapeyre]

Acupuncher - Mike Tyson attacking the source of pain with gloves, not needles.

Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

 

[SilentAiche]

Damn, I hate missing the obvious:

[blue] petafile[/blue]: one whose kitty porn is organized.

er,.. Bob

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Once, while sitting on the bank of Stick Creek, I found myself thinking about small lakes. Then, I realized, I was probably just pondering. [/blue]

 

[SamBones]

One of my favorites...

Molotov Cartail: A rag used in place of a missing gas cap on a car.

Of course this made much more sense back when you could actually lose a gas cap.

 

[SilentAiche]

[blue]Asphyxiated[/blue]: rectal repair

er, BobRobert

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I love logging onto Tek-Tips. It's always so exciting to see what the hell I
said yesterday. [/blue]

 

[2ffat]

He has [blue]Cerebro Anal Inversion[/blue] -- He has his head stuck up his . . . well, you known what anal is.

James P. Cottingham
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[sup]I'm number 1,229!
I'm number 1,229![/sup]

 

[SilentAiche]

[blue]Brewtality[/blue]: Chinese water torture, using Nestles. Decaf was ineffective.

Tim

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I love logging onto Tek-Tips. It's always so exciting to see what the hell I
said yesterday. [/blue]