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SilentAiche

SilentAiche

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Ceremony to Cure Illiteracy: The "can't write right rite"

Ceremony to Cure Aviation Pioneers' Illiteracy: the "why can't the Wrights write right rite?"

Percolate: "not making the coffee on time"

Party-giver Reminders: "Host-It Notes"

Sediment: "Speaking as a breath freshener...

detriment: "Anything that makes your breath worse...

Enjoy!

THanks,
Tim
 
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Tellavision: refers to that new TV show "Medium".


Tracy Dryden

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
For you are crunchy, and good with mustard. [dragon]
 
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[blue] Salivation[/blue]: redemption through drooling, or, how Dr. Pavlov got to Heaven.

Tim

(ooh, i'm gonna pay for this one...)

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If you need immediate assistance, please raise your hand.
If you are outside of Raleigh, raise your hand and say[/blue] [red]Ooh! Ooh![/red]
 
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Dang, I've misheard another one. I thought it was:

[blue]The rowed to Hail was paid
whiff golden tensions,
Not some cheezy "cowdy-doo"
Sensed from the dairy air
Butt whiff a sense of Prancer's past,
A Vixen fixin' to fight some."[/blue]

[red]ChurNoble[/red]

[smile]

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If you need immediate assistance, please raise your hand.
If you are outside of Raleigh, raise your hand and say[/blue] [red]Ooh! Ooh![/red]
 
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Tim,

Where DO you come up with those? I sense a genius (of a sort) in the forum!


Tracy Dryden

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
For you are crunchy, and good with mustard. [dragon]
 
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.


[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)

Do you use Oracle and live or work in Utah, USA?
Then click here to join Utah Oracle Users Group on Tek-Tips.
 
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[rofl]
Wonderful Santa!
Uncle Benny said:
Bloody marvelous!
Click to expand...
[tongue]

[blue]An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - "Mahatma" Mohandas K. Gandhi[/blue]
 
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[blue]Doork[/blue]: A nerdy passageway

tim

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Once, while sitting on the bank of Stick Creek, I found myself thinking about small lakes. Then, I realized, I was probably just pondering. [/blue]
 
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[blue]Intaxication[/blue]: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it’s was your money to start with

[blue]Caterpallor[/blue]: The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating
 
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[blue]Intuxication[/blue]: That wedding euphoria you feel until you realize you're not the one getting laid tonight.

er, Bob

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Once, while sitting on the bank of Stick Creek, I found myself thinking about small lakes. Then, I realized, I was probably just pondering. [/blue]
 
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[blue]Intimidated[/blue] The way I feel when trying to top one of SilentAiche's puns.

Tracy Dryden

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
For you are crunchy, and good with mustard. [dragon]
 
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infogestion Bilious feeling from reading hastily compiled reports

Spend an hour a week on CPAN, helps cure all known programming ailments ;-)
 
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Rapscallion Urban music about an onion

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
 
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[blue]Gayte[/blue]: What they call a [blue]Doork[/blue] in Boise.

Ano Nynomus



[purple]Surely there's a terrific pun in here for "Idaho" but I haven't the time right now.

e.g., "Idaho once, but she charged way too much"[/purple]




[green]Aside: Thanks, Sir Dragon. Far too generous[/green]

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Once, while sitting on the bank of Stick Creek, I found myself thinking about small lakes. Then, I realized, I was probably just pondering. [/blue]
 
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(inspired by the recent "phobia" thread:)

[blue]petafile[/blue]: very organized puppy abuser.

Tim [smile]

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Once, while sitting on the bank of Stick Creek, I found myself thinking about small lakes. Then, I realized, I was probably just pondering. [/blue]
 
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[blue]erie resemblance[/blue]: a lakely candidate.

Tim

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Once, while sitting on the bank of Stick Creek, I found myself thinking about small lakes. Then, I realized, I was probably just pondering. [/blue]
 
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Skulduggery : one 'l' of a grave offense

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
 
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