Currupt a Wish 1

[j0ckser]

i belong to another forum (i know - what nerve!) and they have a lot of fun with this.

RULES
1. post a wish. any wish...well keep it reasonably clean.
2. the next poster corrupts the wish in some (usually funny) way.
3. irreverent comments are welcome.
4. since this forum has no edit capability after posting, if two or more corrupt a wish, the first poster's corruption and wish stands and any subsequent corruption/wish is passed over. the wish may be used again but must be tagged to another corruption.

e.g.,

j0ckser = i wish i were james bond.
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guest = granted, but you're bond in on her majesties secret service.

guest = i wish i could have all the shoes i want.
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j0ckser = granted, but you have no taste.

j0ckser = i wish i was rich.
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guest = granted, but your currency is in monopoly money.

guest = i wish........yada yada yada

SO...
i wish i had a sugar mama to look after me.

per ardua ad astra

 

[sbudzynski]

granted but you are not heterosexual..

haha is that not clean?

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[sbudzynski]

i wish my grandmother could win everytime she played bingo/slots

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[snotmare]

granted. but once she wins the million dollar jackpot, you find out that you were illegally adopted.



I wish I was king over my own country.


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He who has knowledge spares his words, and a man of understanding is of a calm spirit. Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; when he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive. - King Solomon

 

[DataDog]

Granted=But the sugar gave her rotten teeth.


I wish I had all the gold in the world.

DataDog
'Failure Is Not An Option'

 

[sbudzynski]

Granted: but you reign will end in beheading

Granted: but you can't remember where you hid it

I wish I could speed and never get a ticket

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[j0ckser]

new rule.
5. corrupter must quote the original wish in his/her post.

per ardua ad astra

 

[snotmare]

granted: but the only car you can drive has a max speed of 15 MPH

I wish that I could eat all I want and never gain/loose weight or get full.


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He who has knowledge spares his words, and a man of understanding is of a calm spirit. Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; when he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive. - King Solomon

 

[DataDog]

Granted= But the last thing that is going to go through your mind will be a telephone pole.

This guy wishes = I was married to a beautiful,intelligent, faithful,hetero, blond woman.

DataDog
'Failure Is Not An Option'

 

[j0ckser]

I wish that I could eat all I want and never gain/loose weight or get full.

granted but all you are ever offered is live grubs.

i wish i had a dog to love

per ardua ad astra

 

[snotmare]

i wish i had a dog to love

granted: but you must care for 100 cats per every dog you own.

I wish that DataDog had a faster machine so he could post his responses sooner than everyone else


p.s., cool idea j0ckser!


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He who has knowledge spares his words, and a man of understanding is of a calm spirit. Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; when he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive. - King Solomon

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish that DataDog had a faster machine so he could post his responses sooner than everyone else

Granted but he will be Amish

I wish I had come up with this idea!

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[Trevoke]

I wish I had come up with this idea!

Granted! But you can't share it with anyone.


I wish I were enlightened.

"That time in Seattle... was a nightmare. I came out of it dead broke, without a house, without anything except a girlfriend and a knowledge of UNIX."
"Well, that's something," Avi says. "Normally those two are mutually exclusive."
-- Neal Stephenson, "Cryptonomicon"

 

[stubnski]

I wish I were enlightened

Granted! But everyone thinks your crazy!

I wish I had a wish

Stubnski

 

[IknowMe]

I wish I were enlightened.

granted but have no long term memory.


I wish I could drive the Oscar Myer Weinie Mobile.

Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish I could drive the Oscar Myer Weinie Mobile.

granted but you hate hotdogs and can't stand the ocscar meyer song!

I wish I had a wish

granted but you just used it


I wish I was superman

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[sbudzynski]

I wish i could spell oscar meyer (mayer) right!

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[IknowMe]

I wish I was superman

granted but you have Acrophobia


Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[stubnski]

I wish I was superman

Granted! but you're paralyzed


I wish I didn't have to ask anyone for answers

Stubnski

 

[Trevoke]

I wish I didn't have to ask anyone for answers.

Granted! But you can't ask anyone what the questions are, either.

"That time in Seattle... was a nightmare. I came out of it dead broke, without a house, without anything except a girlfriend and a knowledge of UNIX."
"Well, that's something," Avi says. "Normally those two are mutually exclusive."
-- Neal Stephenson, "Cryptonomicon"