Creative review writing

[kwbMitel]

I came across this review for Magnesium Citrate yesterday.

It inspired memories of Slaughterhouse Five for me and a scene where a character has dysentery.

LOL does not do this justice. I honestly was brought to tears. I was shaking so hard in my seat with suppressed laughter that my wife thought I was having a seizure.

Enjoy

http://www.epinions.com/review/Phil...well-review-1B94-2CBA4B76-399D7132-prod5?sb=1

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What's most important is that you realise ... There is no spoon.

 

[sleipnir214]

Oh, that is some inspired writing!


Want to ask the best questions? Read Eric S. Raymond's essay "How To Ask Questions The Smart Way". TANSTAAFL!

 

[2ffat]

Sounds like he was ready for a colonoscopy. Must have made a huge impression on him but I guess he had plenty of time to think up the review.




James P. Cottingham
[sup]I'm number 1,229!
I'm number 1,229![/sup]

 

[N1GHTEYES]

Do you think that the bottle says Vorpal Blades are contra-indicated?

Oh my but that was funny. Thank you sooo much.

I'm still chuckling. 'Er indoors thinks I've cracked. To be fair, she did anyway, but I've finally eradicated all doubt.

Tony

 

[hjgoldstein]

Hilarious!

To quote Sophia from "The Golden Girls:" I laughed till I peed...then I laughed at that.

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.

 

[BadBigBen]

thanks, I needed that... made my day...

Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
How to ask a question, when posting them to a professional forum.
Only ask questions with yes/no answers if you want "yes" or "no"

 

[hairlessupportmonkey]

I'm a fairly intelligent person - if I don't say so myself, and I'm also not ashamed to laugh at toilet humour..... so this was jaw achingly funny! :-D

Eating 5-10 big juicy prunes gets me going within 20 minutes.

ACSS - SME
General Geek

 

[SamBones]

This stuff isn't calm, gentle, overnight relief. This is the Navy Seal Hell-Week of laxatives.

 

[SamBones]

It's the other end, but it reminds me of this story...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/inside_game/magazine/life_of_reilly/news/1999/09/14/life_of_reilly/