Contradictory Acronyms

[ESquared]

Invent a pronounceable acronym whose full meaning is contradictory.

For example,

SMART = Some Men Are Really Thickheaded

Although that one isn't exactly exciting.

 

[Elsebet]

PRETTY
Probably Revolting Enough To Terrify You

 

[ESquared]

Nice! Better than mine, anyway.

 

[BJCooperIT]

Smart
Technical
User
Perceives
Insightful
Designs

^{Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. ~George Bernard Shaw}
Systems Project Analyst/Custom Forms & PL/SQL - Oracle/Windows

 

[CajunCenturion]

?? Smart Technical User ??

Is this not also an oxymoron?

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[BJCooperIT]

Depends on the user I suppose!

^{Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. ~George Bernard Shaw}
Systems Project Analyst/Custom Forms & PL/SQL - Oracle/Windows

 

[Elsebet]

UGLY
Unbelievably Good Looking Youngster

 

[mbarron]

FAT
Fit and Trim

Mike

 

[ESquared]

Nice contributions, everyone... I am starting to think about when I can use these. Can you imagine how much fun it could be to offer a nice little compliment that has some brutal hidden meaning?

 

[johng75]

how strick are the forum rules in here? ive got one that could be considers bad

It's really not as easy......
as I make it look!

 

[ESquared]

Hi johng75,

I am the forum owner, and if I think it is offensive, I'll delete it. I'm less strict than some and more strict than others (gee, how helpful!).

If you want to ask me before posting, send your idea to user vorpalmage at domain hotmail at top-level domain com.

If you are in doubt, perhaps it's best to not post it.