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    Half a Movie is better than None

    MATRiV Gladifourtor "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Half a Movie is better than None

    American 1.5707963267948966192313216916398 "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Word abuses

    Probably just wanted to metre customers "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Word abuses

    Just seen in a scrap merchant The spell-check didn't flag it so it must be correct... "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Word abuses

    I've just seen "configurated" in a piece of software -- Gaah -- have they no shame? Talking of TV news... It really annoys me when they say "See you tomorrow..." or similar. No they won't. I might see them or, for the picky, an image of them but they won't see me. "If it could have gone...
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    Vanity Plates "XIV"

    Right click on desktop -> Graphics Properties -> Rotate Display -> Landscape flipped or Ctrl+Alt+Down [flip] "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Punography

    Should that be "Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with hallitosis"... "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Epitaphs

    Here lies the body of Harold Day Who insisted on his right of way He was right, dead right, as he sailed along But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    I miss the PUN thread (but my aim is getting better)

    Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Hey get out! We don't want your type in here!" "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Your favourate Spoonerisms?

    You have tasted two worms; leave by the town drain and A well boiled icicle Supposedly, many of his phrases were actually coined by students. I have heard that he accidently spilt a salt cellar and poured wine on it which is a whole new dimension to Spoonerisms "If it could have gone wrong...
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    What Happens in Vagueness Stays in Vagueness

    err.. "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    duplicating redundancy...

    River Avon "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Puns for Making an Impression

    A dinosaur with only one eye? "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Puns for Making an Impression

    There's no 'f' in 'payrise' either "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Piggy Apocalypse - NOT

    Still one of the funniest sketches of all time "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Puns for Making an Impression

    There must be a joke somewhere about life being a beech but yew are awl better at these than me gets coat so quickly, everyone just saw dust. "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Puns for Making an Impression

    <put on mortice board> Surely that should be a tenoncy (in plane speech) <remove mortice board> "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Puns for Making an Impression

    I tried to form the woodworkers' alliance but it was only a splinter group "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Haiku

    Too many seconds spent trying to outdo Greg I concede defeat "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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    Is there a word for this?

    Belvoir (pronounced 'beaver' in the UK) means beautiful view and is the name of a castle (Belvoir Castle) It could be used as an adjective... http://www.belvoircastle.com/ "If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's...

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