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gbaughma

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I have realized
That I have a knack for this;
Writing the Haiku
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You asked for a page
I gave you a 404
Isn't the web great?
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For I equals 1
While I is less than 7
Increment the I
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Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
poignant has two, but
ephemeral has two more
syllables, one less
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Purple star, nice, ta.
Talk Like a Pirate Day! Aarrr!
My planks have goosebumps!
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this valuable
post! Inappropriate post?
If so, Red Flag it!
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Inappropriate?
Perhaps, but won't red flag it.
I'll leave it alone.


[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”
 
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Ah! Happiest day!
Friday has now come at last!
Hooray for weekends.



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
I don't hate Haiku
I just don't understand it
Wait, maybe I do
 
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A thread I started
With many clever replies
Still no star for me.

lol



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
A
star.gif
is your wish,
So, please accept this from me.
You so deserve it.


[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”
 

A master is proud
When students and followers
surpass him in skill

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a constellation -
apostles and acolytes
enlighten our lord
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Without a headline
meaningless articles are
just unclassified
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<idle thought>

If Haiku must be
5-7-5, then tell me
What would be "Low-ku"?

</idle thought>

[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”
 
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The star is all mine!
And no one can take it back!
Thank you, Mufasa!

:D



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
Greg is happy now
stars surround his Haiku thread
A nova for him
 
Too many seconds
spent trying to outdo Greg
I concede defeat

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
 
Friday is the day
For planning weekend fun day
But I have to work

[bugeyed]
 
I've got new work stuff
But I've had no real training
Never mind, it's Friday

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.
 
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My back is hurting.
I twisted it when I fell.
Now, chiropractor.



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
Chiropractor's busy!
I am a proctologist.
Let me help you, sir.
 
Did I say "busy"?
I meant "out". Now lie down, sir,
Facing the wall, please.
 
probing for haiku
dark, dark, careful with that axe
Eugene was my friend

< 60 50 40 working days until retirement; with 87 accumulated sicks days. Know what? I am not feeling well.
 
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The proctologist
Just gave me fantastic news!
They have found my head.

;)



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
I have three cats, too.
They are too young to know the
Can opener sound.

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Fancy Feast can pops.
Smokey, Georgette, and Whisper
Appear like magic.

-- Francis
Et cognoscetis veritatem, et veritas liberabit vos.
 
had two cats before
coyotes visited me
now I have one cat

if I have the chance
to do some hiding at night
coyotes will die

< 60 50 40 working days until retirement; with 87 accumulated sicks days. Know what? I am not feeling well.
 
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