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"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
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"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
Probably just wanted to metre customers
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
Just seen in a scrap merchant
The spell-check didn't flag it so it must be correct...
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
I've just seen "configurated" in a piece of software -- Gaah -- have they no shame?
Talking of TV news...
It really annoys me when they say "See you tomorrow..." or similar. No they won't. I might see them or, for the picky, an image of them but they won't see me.
"If it could have gone...
Right click on desktop -> Graphics Properties -> Rotate Display -> Landscape flipped
or
Ctrl+Alt+Down [flip]
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
Should that be "Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with hallitosis"...
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
Here lies the body of Harold Day
Who insisted on his right of way
He was right, dead right, as he sailed along
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Hey get out! We don't want your type in here!"
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
You have tasted two worms; leave by the town drain
and
A well boiled icicle
Supposedly, many of his phrases were actually coined by students.
I have heard that he accidently spilt a salt cellar and poured wine on it which is a whole new dimension to Spoonerisms
"If it could have gone wrong...
A dinosaur with only one eye?
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
There's no 'f' in 'payrise' either
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
Still one of the funniest sketches of all time
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
There must be a joke somewhere about life being a beech but yew are awl better at these than me
gets coat so quickly, everyone just saw dust.
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
<put on mortice board>
Surely that should be a tenoncy (in plane speech)
<remove mortice board>
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
I tried to form the woodworkers' alliance but it was only a splinter group
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
Too many seconds
spent trying to outdo Greg
I concede defeat
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary
Belvoir (pronounced 'beaver' in the UK) means beautiful view and is the name of a castle (Belvoir Castle)
It could be used as an adjective...
http://www.belvoircastle.com/
"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's...
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