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Alan Bennett said:I don't mind people who aren't what they seem. I just wish they'd make their mind up.
Can you believe that??? If Sir Paul earns £1,000,000, the government lets him take home £20,000. That is a significant adjustment.Sir Paul said:I can't really speak for John and Ringo, but I'm a British Boy, through and through...I'd never leave the UK despite my being in the 98% tax bracket.
Although I certainly knew what I wanted her to show me, their interpretation was that I had just asked her to show me was her panties and garters.Saleswoman: "How may I help you?"
I (innocently): "Could you please show me your pants and suspenders?"
The table erupted in gales of laughter...They had a vision of me shussing down the slopes in a coat and very brief women's panties (instead of the lederhosen that I was actually wearing).Friend: "What do you do for fun back in the U.S.?"
I: "Well, I spend a lot of time on the ski slopes."
Friend: "Oh, we'd love to take up skiing, but it's so expensive, especially the equipment and clothing."
I (innocently): "Oh, the clothing isn't that expensive...I just ski in a parka and knickers."
Americans and Britons are two people separated by a common language.
Alan Bennett said:I don't mind people who aren't what they seem. I just wish they'd make their mind up.