When Words Fail Us

[kjv1611]

These are all good posts so far.

So who's the employer?

[I know, very sad attempt at twisted corny humor, sort of attempting to be along the same grammatical goof-up-o-lop-ickus lines... or something like that]


--

"If to err is human, then I must be some kind of human!" -Me

 

[flapeyre]

Okay, this is going to make me late for work, but:

From this morning's Times-Picayune:

Edwin Edwards' hopes for early release appear dim

Aides to President George W. Bush say no more computations or pardons in the works

I figured .

-- Francis
I'd like to change the world, but I can't find the source code.

 

[GSCaupling]

Computations... I guess it's not something you can count on.

or:

He wrote for a pardon, and unfortunately, the president admired his pennmanship.

GS


[small][navy]**********************^*********************
I always know where people are going to sit. I'm chairvoyant.[/navy][/small]

 

[PaulBricker]

Here's one from the ASP forum this morning

Hi All,

How do I know what diver my app is using?

Thanks.

Must be a marine biologist

Paul

 

[PaulBricker]

American TV actor GARY COLLINS has been arrested on suspicion of drink driving - one year after pleading no contest to his second DUI (driving under the influence) charge.

I don't think I've ever noticed steering wheels on those drink glasses. And if I did, I think I'd quit.

Paul

 

[SantaMufasa]

I just received an e-mail from a colleague in which he exuded:

I finally see the life.

I hope, for his sake, that there is also light in his life that he now sees.

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”

 

[KenCunningham]

...and that the light isn't an onrushing train!

I want to be good, is that not enough?

 

[2ffat]

I finally see the life.

Was the colleague retiring? If so, maybe he really was seeing life!!


James P. Cottingham
^{I'm number 1,229!
I'm number 1,229!}

 

[kskid]

I will finally see the life and what a life it will be!!!

After this Friday, everyday will be a Saturday.... I'll be retired!!!

 

[GSCaupling]

kskid - Congrats on the retirement! Now you'll have that much more time to help the rest of here at TT...

Best wishes!
GS

[small][navy]**********************^*********************
I always know where people are going to sit. I'm chairvoyant.[/navy][/small]

 

[2ffat]

Congrats!!!!!
Maybe in another 50 years I will be too.


James P. Cottingham
^{I'm number 1,229!
I'm number 1,229!}

 

[SantaMufasa]

I heard a professional basketball player in a recent interview post-game interview say:

We can't afford to rest on our morals.

Considering the late Wilt Chamberlain's self-confessed off-the-court behavior, I'd say I must agree.

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”