Vanity Plates X

[SantaMufasa]

Not that this thread is "X" rated, but rather it's time again to open a new thread for this ever-popular topic...We're approaching a thousand posts, gang!

One of my favorite license-related snickers was not even a plate at all...it was the license plate frame on a vehicle driven by a knock-out blonde:

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| There's No Such Thing... |
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| ...As a Dumb Blonde. |
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...but it was mounted upside-down !!!

Mufasa
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[Guest_imported]

Here in Johannesburg a few years ago I saw a BMW 745i whose owner clearly thinks the rest of us plebs can't read the badge on his car.... just in case we weren't sure what he drives, his plate was.... yep.... BMW745

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[2ffat]

This one took me a couple of minutes to figure out: DG8 MYWK.

This I realized it was on a teacher's car.


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[AnotherHiggins]

I couldn't figure out what this means:
[tab]LVNPAPAP

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[SQLSister]

another higgins, I'd say that the owner loves his grandfather

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[Turkbear]

Hi,
Saw a new 370Z with

STEWZZZ


Guess that was Stew driving...






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[rjoubert]

I hope that doesn't mean that Stew was asleep at the wheel.

 

[kwbMitel]

Found this link on Snopes.com

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_SUPREMACIST_PLATE_RECALLED?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US

Somehow the license - 14CV88 is a White Supremist coded reference to Hitler.

Who Knew?

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[2ffat]

I wish I had a camera for this one. It was at a local car dealership. I think it was an old Toyota, no bumpers and rusted body with North Carolina plates: D3THTR4P.


James P. Cottingham
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[BadBigBen]

Saw this one on a SUV, albeit on the net, the plate said:

"NOT OJ"



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[rjoubert]

I saw this one on a Lexus this afternoon...
GOD1BC2 - Any ideas on this one???

 

[rjoubert]

Another religious one spotted over the weekend...
LIV4GOD

 

[rjoubert]

I spotted this one on the way out for lunch...
GO PACRZ

 

[SamBones]

Saw this on a VERY large SUV...

5KDSL8R

 

[stackdump]

I saw this one on a Lexus this afternoon...GOD1BC2 - Any ideas on this one???

That's a toughy but I thinks it's "God I Beseech You"

 

[SQLSister]

I saw JUNK 1 on a very large, very expensive, newish SUV. Apparently the junk business pays pretty well.

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[rjoubert]

Saw this on the way home yesterday...
B FRIEND

 

[Andrzejek]

On the car at my work - WFEH8ME

Is that "wife hates me"? Or is there another explanation?

Have fun.

---- Andy

 

[SQLSister]

On a big fancy expensive car today , I saw
ILOANU

I'm thinking now it's a really good time to be letting people know you are a loan officer and how well off you are.

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[Turkbear]

Hi,
Maybe not a loan officer, as such, but someone who loans at a high rate....(Anyone see a Shark!! )





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[AnotherHiggins]

On an SUV yesterday:
[tab]PD4BYME

Proud of not letting daddy buy him/her a car, I guess.

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