In a crowd yesterday, I overheard someone say something about "the three minute rule" but I have no idea what it was referring to.
I do know of the following rule, though:
The ten second rule
When you drop food on the floor, if it has been there for less than ten seconds, you may pick it up and eat it. After that, of course, the food is contaminated and is only fit for dogs or the trash.
I invite in this thread for people to suggest clever and amusing rules in the following form:
The (number) (unit of time) rule
Definition.
For example, the two week rule, the nineteen month rule, the five year rule. Perhaps even reverse the order as in the year two rule.
Remember that we are aiming for witty. Please keep your contributions clean.
[COLOR=#aa88aa black]Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.[/color]
I do know of the following rule, though:
The ten second rule
When you drop food on the floor, if it has been there for less than ten seconds, you may pick it up and eat it. After that, of course, the food is contaminated and is only fit for dogs or the trash.
I invite in this thread for people to suggest clever and amusing rules in the following form:
The (number) (unit of time) rule
Definition.
For example, the two week rule, the nineteen month rule, the five year rule. Perhaps even reverse the order as in the year two rule.
Remember that we are aiming for witty. Please keep your contributions clean.
[COLOR=#aa88aa black]Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.[/color]