She was only a xxxx's daughter.....

[gbaughma]

OK, keeping it clean here...... well, PG-13 anyway.....

"She was only a quarryman's daughter, but all the guys took her for granite."

"She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her (horse manure)"

"She was only an electrician's daughter, but oh how she sparked my interest."

Aww.. heck... I'll stop... but point you to this thread....

http://www.mywriterscircle.com/index.php?topic=8293.15

Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[audiopro]

She was only a Policeman's daughter but wouldn't let the Police Inspector

She was only a Policeman's daughter but wouldn't let the Police dog handler


Keith

http://www.studiosoft.co.uk

 

[SkipVought]

She was only the bootlegger's daughter, but he loved her still.

Skip,
[sub]
Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![/sub]

 

[Turkbear]

She was only a pirate's daughter but she had great booty!






To Paraphrase:"The Help you get is proportional to the Help you give.."

 

[jebenson]

She was only a dockworker's daughter, but she had no pier.



I used to rock and roll every night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky. - Homer Simpson

Arrrr, mateys! Ye needs ta be preparin' yerselves fer Talk Like a Pirate Day!

 

[audiopro]

She was only a builder's daughter - she always got felt at the builder's merchants.

Keith

http://www.studiosoft.co.uk

 

[rasETL]

She was only the Farmer's daughter, but like her father, was outstanding in her field.

 

[carp]

She was only a well digger's daughter, but she didn't know what abutment", cracked the plumber's daughter.

 

[hjgoldstein]

She was only the General's daughter but she knew what regiment.

She was only the Cab Driver's daughter but all the boys wanted to meter.

Tricky one to follow...

Spoiler

She was only the Telegrapher's daughter but she didit didit didit

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.

 

[Welshbird]

She was only the morticians daughter, but anyone cadavar.

Fee

"The cure for anything is salt water – sweat, tears, or the sea." Isak Dinesen

 

[gbaughma]

Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[keenanbr]

She was only the sargent-major's daughter but she knew what regiment.

She was only the fish-monger's daughter but she lay on the slab and said fillet.

 

[hjgoldstein]

She was only the pirate's daughter but there were treasures in her chest.

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.

 

[Welshbird]

She was only the opticians daughter but couldn't help making a spectacle of herself.

Fee

"The cure for anything is salt water – sweat, tears, or the sea." Isak Dinesen

 

[hjgoldstein]

She was only the Welshman's daughter but she kept saying "Prestatyn" (sorry Fee)

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.

 

[SantaMufasa]

She was only an Oracle DBA's daughter and, as a result, never found true love because she was two-phased and afraid to "COMMIT;" <grin>

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”

 

[Welshbird]

hjgoldstein:





Fee

"The cure for anything is salt water – sweat, tears, or the sea." Isak Dinesen

 

[gbaughma]

Wow.....



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[Welshbird]

That made me laugh so much.

Almost as much as a (too rude to post) text message funny from a chum this morning.

Fee

"The cure for anything is salt water – sweat, tears, or the sea." Isak Dinesen

 

[GSCaupling]

She was only a postman's daughter, but they all wanted to carrier.

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