She was only a xxxx's daughter.....

[gbaughma]

OK, keeping it clean here...... well, PG-13 anyway.....

"She was only a quarryman's daughter, but all the guys took her for granite."

"She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her (horse manure)"

"She was only an electrician's daughter, but oh how she sparked my interest."

Aww.. heck... I'll stop... but point you to this thread....

http://www.mywriterscircle.com/index.php?topic=8293.15

Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[SkipVought]

She was only the typesetter's daughter, but she was never foolish enough to allow her little *.

Skip,
[sub]
Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![/sub]

 

[genomon]

She waas only the fruitseller's daughter, but she sure could make my banana stand.

Beir bua agus beannacht!

 

[hjgoldstein]

She was only the typesetter's daughter, but she knew where it was leading

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.

 

[carp]

She was only Dr. Pepper's daughter, but she liked rum and cider.

 

[SantaMufasa]

She was only Bedouin's daughter, but her love life was in tents.

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”

 

[SkipVought]

She was only Bedouin's daughter, but her love life with Abdul was already past tents.

Skip,
[sub]
Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![/sub]

 

[SantaMufasa]

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”

 

[SkipVought]

She was only Bedouin's daughter, but since she was having an affair with two men, her love life was two tents.

Skip,
[sub]
Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![/sub]

 

[gbaughma]

She was only the typesetter's daughter, but she knew where it was leading

Clever. Funny... as soon as I saw "Typesetter", I automatically read leading (short e) I had to re-read it to get the joke. lol



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[BadBigBen]

She was the barkeep's daughter, but the liquor was good...

Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
How to ask a question, when posting them to a professional forum.
Only ask questions with yes/no answers if you want "yes" or "no"

 

[Welshbird]

Oooo that's awful BigBadBen!

Fee

"The cure for anything is salt water – sweat, tears, or the sea." Isak Dinesen

 

[addy]

I'll hide this one I think, not particularly NSFW, but heading that way

[white]She was only a Topiarist's daughter, but she had a neatly trimmed bush.[/white]

 

[Neil Toulouse]

Courtesy of Hayseed Dixie:

"She was only the moonshiner's daughter but she made me liquor all night long..."!

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours...

 

[gbaughma]

You know, I was debating on whether I should start this thread or not.... lol... it seems to be spiraling downward....



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[hjgoldstein]

I could take it lower, but shall desist (resist?)

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.

 

[BadBigBen]

gbaughma,

problem is with Human Nature, it will always skew off no matter how hard you try, and yes, I'm guilty on that too...

Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
How to ask a question, when posting them to a professional forum.
Only ask questions with yes/no answers if you want "yes" or "no"

 

[SantaMufasa]

Human Nature...will always skew off

Nobody tells me to skew off...you skew off. <grin>


Which reminds me: "She was only a statistician's daughter, but she sure knows how to skew off."

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”

 

[carp]

She was only Shishka Bob's daughter, but the boys all wanted to skewer.

 

[gbaughma]

OMG....

Thank goodness I didn't start a "Little Johnny Joke" thread.



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[BadBigBen]

Santa: LOL!

Gbaughma: here a little reminiscence...

Little Johnny's teacher: "Johnny, your essay on [b]My Dog[/b] is exactly the same as your sister's. Did you copy hers?", she asked.

Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"

Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
How to ask a question, when posting them to a professional forum.
Only ask questions with yes/no answers if you want "yes" or "no"