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I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.