Introducing new staff with appropriate names.

[flyboytim]

Our human resources policy is now to only recruit staff with appropriate names for the position they are about to fill, so without further ado:

I'd like to proudly introduce, from Shanghai, our new TCP/IP expert and Routing engineer, Mr Wan Lan Ping...

...and please give a warm welcome to my charming new PA from the Republic of Belarus, Miss Leila Ismailova...

http://www.fxxxingcomputers.co.uk

 

[N1GHTEYES]

Were they also shown round the air conditioning plant by one of the maintenance guys - i.e. a ducter?

 

[SantaMufasa]

When my friend, Brent Bishop, was called to be the ecclesiastical leader of local LDS congregation, he became Bishop Bishop.

And in the same vein, when I served as a missionary many years ago, one of my co-missionaries was Reed Elder, thus becoming Elder Elder.

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
“People may forget what you say, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

 

[guitarzan]

New York City's former Fire Commissioner (and later Police Commissioner) was named Howard Safir. I used to chuckle, thinking the Fire Commisioner's last lame was pronounced SA-fire. Until I found out he pronounced it SAY-fer.

But that works too.

 

[BadBigBen]

The new ophthalmologist: Ima Poke

the pilot of the company jet: Ike Rash



Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
How to ask a question, when posting them to a professional forum.
Only ask questions with yes/no answers if you want "yes" or "no"

 

[flapeyre]

Zookeeper in charge of the primate exhibit: Jim Panzi.

-- Francis
In Deo nos confídimus.
Ceteris pariatur.

 

[flyboytim]

In charge of the beavers, Adam Lodgekeeper, feeding the crocodiles, Iris Klotz, the big cats, Claude Bottoms, and our beekeeper, Isaac Blooms.

http://www.fxxxingcomputers.co.uk

 

[hjgoldstein]

The Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales is Lord Judge.

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.

 

[flyboytim]

Expect some exciting algorithms from new chief programmer Cody Smailyff, ably supplied with hot stimulant drinks by by our tea lady Cathy Ean.
Taking on the roles of both copy editor and press officer will be Pru Frieder, and please welcome our new interdenominational chaplain from Hong Kong, Ho Lee Mann.

http://www.fxxxingcomputers.co.uk