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gbaughma

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I have realized
That I have a knack for this;
Writing the Haiku
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You asked for a page
I gave you a 404
Isn't the web great?
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For I equals 1
While I is less than 7
Increment the I
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"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
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The proctologist
Just gave me fantastic news!
They have found my head.
Click to expand...

The cardiologist was buried in a heart-shaped casket.

The gynecologist laughed.

The proctologist cried.


Just a quick funny.
No,it is not a haiku.
But this is, eh wot?



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Have a star for using "Schadenfreude" in a haiku. :)



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"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

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Do my eyes deceive?
Your verse is 5-7-6
Lose a last-line beat.

<grin>

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nothing nil nada zip
null nought; they all add up to
rather fat goose eggs

I would have thought "nada" was a count of two, but apparently...ummmm...not.

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nada" has always been two syllables in MY pronunciation.... have I been saying it wrong?



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"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
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Car Dealers would say that it is four syllables <grin>.

I can tell you with absolute certainty that anyone who uses it as the Spanish word for "nothing" pronounce it as two syllables. I cannot even imagine how a person would pronounce "nada" as one syllable.

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[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
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dictionary.com seems to have it as one. I can not see how it could be one.

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For once, everyone
else gets the crazy snow storm.
Not Minnesota.

:)



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"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
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Snowstorm coming through
The middle part of U.S.
Closing down travel

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Don't know what to do
Am Stuck in Peoria
Waiting for the storm
 
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My work has paid off.
My boss called me in today,
and gave me a raise. :)



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"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
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Congratulations!
You deserved to be paid more.
Put it to good use.

[santa]Mufasa
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[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
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In terms of Haiku
How many syllables, Greg,
Should we count for a &quot;:)&quot;?


&lt;grin&gt;

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[rofl]

Hmmm..... a haiku of punctuation and symbols....

!!*
^ 4 the bunnies, 2
2 @ 1 sitting

Bang, Bang, Asterisk!
Carrots for the bunnies, too!
Two at one sitting


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"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
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