Funny online advertisement headings 1

[Thadeus]

We've had posts about funny signs, but this one is more specific: Funny advertisements from eBay, craigslist, freecycle.

The following are from the local Freecycle group.

Wanted - Whine up swing for Infant.
seems counterproductive to me

wanted - Death of a loved one please help
if you've been married, this one explains itself...

~Thadeus

 

[2ffat]

I've heard this on TV as well as the Internet, usually for lawyers.

...if you or a loved one has died as a result of...

James P. Cottingham
-----------------------------------------
[sup]I'm number 1,229!
I'm number 1,229![/sup]

 

[flapeyre]

One that pops up (but not so often, now) is Dachshund / Datsun confusion. For sale: 1986 Dachshund. 36,000 miles. (Drives like a dog?)

Solum potestis prohibere ignes silvarum.

 

[SkipVought]

"1986 Dachshund. 36,000 miles" Model K9P.

Skip,
[sub]
Did you hear what happened when the OO programmer lost his library?...
He's now living in OBJECT poverty![/sub]

 

[flapeyre]

Does not conform to current emissions standards .

Solum potestis prohibere ignes silvarum.

 

[ascotta]

Yeah but goes like stink.

[blue] A perspective from the other side!![/blue]

Cheers
Scott

 

[philhege]

Low-rider edition.

 

[pinkgecko]

1 dogpower engine.

[blue]When birds fly in the correct formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.[/blue]

 

[pinkgecko]

Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for 3 weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet."

[blue]When birds fly in the correct formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.[/blue]

 

[gbaughma]

pinkgecko:

I remember that ad. I agree 100% with what the mom did, too.

I thought it was great.



Just my 2¢
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