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AlexCuse

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I started a new class last night, and had a few 'writing tips' in the notes (we will have to write quite a few reports). Thought you guys might get a kick out of these:

teacher said:
-Prepositions dangle awkwardly if you use them to end sentences with.

-Avoid clichés and colloquialisms like the plague, or you will seem old hat.

-Employ the vernacular, while eschewing arcane and obfuscatory verbiage.

-Overstatement totally destroys any credibility you ever had forever.

I'm sure you guys have some good ones along these lines. Lets hear 'em!

Alex

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Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom
 
==> So I guess the answer is that it depends on whom you ask.
Or whom you choose to believe. It also matters what you're asking. The Online OED has run in third place, behind make (first) and set (second). The Time article cites run and its compounds as having the most, but that's with compounds. It's a shame the Time doesn't give a number of definitions for run without the compounds, or that the OED doesn't provide counts with compounds. Without one or the other, we're comparing apples and oranges.

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So, the veracity of my original statement about the matter is dependent on the definition of the word "definition" and whether the researchers are coming up with real facts or not. I'll live with that. :)
 
I was invited to a bar in Brazil, to listen to live music and eat snakes.

Being blunt, I said I was happy to go for music and beer, but I wasn't at all interested in the food. When we got there, our kind host ordered snacks for everyone except me.

 
Very funny! Reminds me of something that happened when I was 3 years old. I went to my friend Randy's house next door and knocked. Randy answered and said "Hi Bobby, we're having mice meat. Do you want some?" I didn't like the idea, but was curious enough that I went in anyway. As it turned out, they were having ice cream.
 
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