Breaking news from France...

[SantaMufasa]

Terrorists in France tossed a grenade onto the kitchen floor of the fomous "Cordon Bleu" school of cuisine arts, resulting in "Linoleum Blown apart."

French authorities retaliated by attacking the terrorists' hideout with France's new "Lautrec" bomb...it doesn't damage any property or kill anyone...it just makes the victims "Toulouse".



Mufasa
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[fumei]

Oh....oh my. I really hope you don't get punmeister with that one.

Gerry
My paintings and sculpture

 

[buck2506]

That reminds me of a favorite cartoon. If I could find the image I would post it. Unfortunately ya'll get to read the discription and imagine.

Fellow is standing in front of a mirror in a suit. The suit just hangs off him, much to big. In the background is the salesman asking "Toulouse, Lautrec?

 

[SkipVought]

And that reminds me of the situation, where you have a large bowl of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream in which you place a large firecracker that explodes, plastering the walls with a melting mess.

How do you describe the mayhem?

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[jebenson]

Here's one I just made up.

Guy is walking down the street, eating a stick of bologna. He tries to enter a store, but is informed that he can't bring any food in with him. So, he leans the remaing part of the bologna against a light pole and goes into the store. When he comes out, there's a cop waiting to give him a ticket.

"A ticket, what for?" the man asks.

"It's the law in this town," replies the police officer. "No pole-leaning bologna parts allowed."

HA HA HAAAAA!

I slay me!


I used to rock and roll every night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky. - Homer Simpson

Arrrr, mateys! Ye needs ta be preparin' yerselves fer Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ye has a choice: talk like a pira

 

[Gooser]

jebenson - What?

--Gooser

 

[sbudzynski]

No pole-leaning bologna parts

Think short egotistical man who loves to rub his own nipple

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Steve Budzynski


"So, pass another round around for the kids. Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes"

 

[jebenson]

I just said I made it up...I didn't say it was nay good.




I used to rock and roll every night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky. - Homer Simpson

Arrrr, mateys! Ye needs ta be preparin' yerselves fer Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ye has a choice: talk like a pira

 

[SantaMufasa]

I'll say it...It was nay good. <grin>

Mufasa
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[jebenson]

Dyslexics of the world, untie!



I used to rock and roll every night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky. - Homer Simpson

Arrrr, mateys! Ye needs ta be preparin' yerselves fer Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ye has a choice: talk like a pira