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SamBones, you people are sick!!! LOL

Rolling Rock pizza and Pepperoni beer are my favorite! Count me in. How long is waiting time until retirement?

I used Analyzer: Text with possible changes (you must judge if valid): Just for fun, but can help if you're REMOVE? this word probably adds nothing to the meaning of your textreally trying to cut the crap!

I am trying and thrilled it exists but nothing was changed for me and I know I am not a wizard so ... does it work?

I was hoping to get by without sub... How do I 'accumulate'? Thanks

I can see underarm hair to be transplanted ONLY to a places where we don't want those either LOL

Yesterday in a car listening to the radio: - Hi, Lisa! - Hiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!(exited beyound imaginable) - Lisaaa (long excited pause)!!!It SOUNDS like you shopping!

Problem again... Data is like this Customer Employee Product 1 A X 1 A Y 1 A Z 1 B X 1 B Z 1 C...

I am surprised at ... the writer always made one deliberate spelling mistake. This was meant as a sign of humility, to acknowledge that the writer did not consider himself a perfect human being. I am sure there is no 'spelling' in Chinese. Must be something else that similar to spelling.

SF, A-HA-HA-HA too funny, gotta read the rest (I started from the end)

Oh, brilliant! Never knew this, THANKS

Tick 'My Computer' how?

I figured that out, thanks a lot.

The latest request was is not to include val({table.field}) records where ({table.other_field}<>'S') So everything must be redone... Now I need to have select * where ({table.other_field}<>'S') and then insert val({table.field}) on already filtered data. Should I insert SQL Expression field...

Amazing??? It worked, both! Which one would you preffer? I like both, can I give more than 1 star?

I don't see how this will give me 5 digits if there are 7 zeros and 6 digits if 6 zeros. I will try but i don't understand. Thanks

I am back. My fromula failing me. Here is what records I have 000000030003 will give me 030003 instead of 30003 000000010010 will give me 010010 instead of 10010 000000123456 this is ok 123456 000000234300 this is ok 234300 I am using if Mid({mytbl.myfield}, 8, 1) = '0' then...

Hi! I have to confess...I deleted MY Computer icon from Desktop and i want it back. Please, help.

Hi! I have to confess...I deleted MY Computer icon from Desktop and i want it back. Please, help.

I got it, Madawc just for future if someone searching for this if Mid({your.field}, 8, 1) = 0 then Right({your.field}, 4) else Right({your.field}, 5) THANKS A LOT Turkbear, I will look into ToText too, never got it though:)