Words don't always mean you think. Or do they?

[Skullmeister]

Why do we park in the driveway, and drive on the parkway?

If drivers speed on the highway, do stockcar drivers get high on the speedway?

 

[PeasNCarrots]

How about when people say, "It's always in the last place I look" when they are looking for something.

 

[sleipnir214]

No, though I have been underwhelmed. Actually, I have never felt gruntled, but have have actually gruntled, I guess.


from YourDictionary.com:
[ dis- + gruntle, to grumble (from Middle English gruntelen, frequentative of grunten, to grunt; see grunt).]

 

[medic]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

[Zathras]

Just to be contrary...

Actually, its infantry that infants don't enjoy. Especially when they are drafted before they are old enough to vote.

Also, I sometimes do keep looking after I found what I was looking for in case there is a newer, improved or cheaper model available.

 

[jerryreeve]

GwydionM,

Why did we always do a general clean-up for an inspection by a Major, but a major clean-up when the General was coming by?

While I was in the military and the whole family was being moved the cargo was shipped by truck.

Zathras,
I have never been able to find the "Older, Plain, More expensive" item advertised.

correct that: Antiques

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

JerryReeve
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