I've seen a similar affliction in the business world; a manager whose greatest PC triumph was to move a spreadsheet column tells you, "He have a situation. I'm pretty sure all our software is going to crash in 2000 so I want you to rewrite all of our software. It'll take about a week, right? And I want you to write it in Java because it's cutting-edge technology and I downloaded a free copy. Don't know Java? Okay, I bought this book "Learn Java in 21 hours". It should tell you everything you need to know. And let me have the book when you're done because I want to learn it too. I'm really good with other spreadsheets. I should be able to help alot. On second thought, write it in Visual Basic. A lot of the code is in place so it will be easy. But make sure you use SQL Server so everyone will be able to update the mainframe instantaneously. On another note, we're running out of time and our customers want to know where we stand, so fix the existing software first. Make sure it's ready for 2000 and then rewrite it so everybody will be happy. Oh, and we're cutting your hours so you'll be more focused. I'M BUYING BRAND NEW SPEAKERS FOR EVERYBODY! Do payroll, personnel and purchasing first. Save manufacturing and administration for last. They don't need computers, anyway. Will it be ready this afternoon? I'm going to get some coffee. Page me as soon as I can start clicking some buttons. Make everybody happy!<br>
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True story. Condensed from many months of pointy-haired torture.<br>
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We are all users. Some of us won't have a grasp of reality until everything drifts away in a wisp of smoke.