SkipVought
Programmer
I think that it might have been in a MAD Magazine issue some 50 years ago, (yea, me an' Moses had a laugh!)
saying and quotes that were NOT as we have memorialized them.
Such as...
Captain Oliver Hazard Perry: After making little progress during the War of 1812, Perry's motto, "Don't give up the ship!" breathed life into America's fledgling navy.
What REALLY happened: Perry and the First Mate were having a BS session,
Perry: "When is the ship, not a ship?"
First Mate: "Hmmmmm?????"
Perry: "Do y' know?"
First Mate: "Hmmmmm?????????"
Perry: "Don't? Give up? The ship is not a ship, when it's afloat! Get it?"
Skip,
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