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[Annihilannic]

Actually I'm in an even less discovered country... Australia.

Thanks for improving on my hysterical accuracy, CC.

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[CajunCenturion]

Clearly we have a warped sense of humor.

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[SantaMufasa]

Annihilannic, there are a lot of other britishisms in that ad.

I wasn't wearing my glasses when I read SamBones's post, and I mis-read it as bulls***isms. But the ad had a few of those, as well, it appears.

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[djj55]

CajunCenturion, are you on some sort of Trek?

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[N1GHTEYES]

Are you implying he is a Voyager?

Tony

 

[CajunCenturion]

==> are you on some sort of Trek?
More like a continuing mission to boldly split infinitives.


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[djj55]

Sign in restroom "Please do not put anything in the urinal, including paper towels... . Building Management"

"Anything"? Gee, what about what it is designed to handle?

djj
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[tcsbiz]

I wonder when the building management was put into the urinal?

I keep trying to do something about my procrastination but I keep putting it off until tomorrow.

 

[hjgoldstein]

Old sign in restroom: "Please do not put cigarette ends in th urinal. It makes them soggy and difficult to light.

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.

 

[Annihilannic]

I liked this one above a urinal: "What are you laughing at this for? The joke's between your legs!"

Our aim seems to have strayed off topic somewhat...

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[2ffat]

Our aim seems to have strayed off topic somewhat...

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[hjgoldstein]

Another (my last) lavatorial sign - this time from the cleaning crew:

We aim to please. You aim too, please.

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.