Consultants ...
In a farm, a car arrives.
A man comes down and go to speak to the farmer.
Man: If I tell you how many sheep are in your farm, you
give me one.
Farmer: OK .
The man linked with satellit handbook and mobile telephone and after 3 minutes told:
Man: You have 1451 sheep.
Farmer: That's right, how have you done?
OK, you can take the sheep.
The man takes it, starts the car, but the farmer call him.
Farmer: Just a minute, if I tell you which is your work,
you give me back the sheep.
OK told the man.
Farmer: you are a consultant .
Man: How have you done ?
Farmer: By 3 little things:
1) You came here, and nobody called you.
2) You have told me a thing that I known.
3) You take the white dog instead the sheep.
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Before know this joke, some times I answered "a consultant" to the question what is your job.
Now I answer: I work in Information Technology.
that's all.