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Talk like a Texan: "Texisms" 4

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wahnula

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Jun 26, 2005
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Hello all,

I was raised by foreign-born immigrants from Europe (Czech & Italian) via the Northeast (NY & NJ). I grew up in Miami, FL, and my science-teacher-mom made sure I did not have any perceptible accent. She had a bit of a Northeast accent I detected when she said words like "semesteh" but for the most part was accent-free, a tribute to the mood of the immigrants of the era, to learn English properly and only use their native tongue in the household with their parents. She still speaks Slovak with her old friends.

I have lived and visited all over this grand country, and finally settled in Texas 10 years ago. I encountered an entirely new (to me) dialect. At first I chalked it up to my blue-collar co-workers, but the more time I spent I realized this was the way things are done here, even among the college-educated.

The first anomaly I noted was the use of the word "chunk" for "chuck" (to throw something away). I realized this was regional when a local news announcer said a problem at the county jail was "chunking", where inmates would throw, er, feces at the guards.

Another common Texism is "put your John Henry" (signature) as a substitute for "John Hancock". I asked a co-worker, a college graduate and retired teacher, what the common saying for "signing a document" was and he said "John Henry" followed by a moment of thought and then "No, wait, it's John Hancock"...so he did know the correct way, but chose the Texism instead.

I also noted a tendency for locals to accent the first syllable of words like "insurance" and "umbrella". Other words in this category are "reward", "fantastic" & "potential"...to name only a few. The opposite is true of pecan, which I pronounced PEE-can. I was corrected my first day of work (on Pecan Orchard Road) that "we say pih-CAHN." The Monroe exit off of I-45 is, you guessed it, MON-row.

Being so close to Mexico, one would think the default would be like Spanish, which accents the second-to-last syllable. Who knows, maybe this was chosen as a way to prove one was NOT Mexican???

Another Texism is, when the object (or last word) of a sentence is it, the word it is always stressed. For instance, the phrase"you power down the router and connect the CAT5 cable to it" becomes "you power down the router and connect the CAT5 cable to it"

These are not accent-based, like "may-zhure" for "measure" and "whale" for "well". This is a manner of spoken American English unique to this area. Anyone have any clue how these Texisms got started? How about any local "isms" you find interesting? There are so many Briticisms that we'll need a separate post for it [smile].

Tony

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kjv, How can you say that's a dirty word? In church, my choir sings religious hymns in perfect hominy...</groan>

Tony

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rjoubert said:
I meant isn't that how they pronounce it in Boston?

No, they pronounce it just like everyone else...

Tony

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Tony said:
No, they pronounce it just like everyone else...
I beg to differ...In Texas, the pronunciation of it is the two-syllable, "ee-yut" <grin>

[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
 
Santa, not when "it" is the last word and object of the sentence...even for those who regularly use the two-syllable ee-yut, when used as the object/last word it is "to it", pronounced with a percussive "tah IT".

Tony

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See what I get for trying to correct my typo?

What I meant was hominy is how they pronounce harmony in Boston.
 
rjoubert, we know, we know...just havin' fun with it...

Tony

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Grits?

What about proper porridge chaps? Can be served with a little cold milk and brown sugar / honey, or with a little butter and some salt (in the french style).

Give me Eggs Benedict anyday though.

Fee

"The cure for anything is salt water – sweat, tears, or the sea." Isak Dinesen
 
Is porridge the same as oatmeal?

Susan
"When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers." - Oscar Wilde, An Ideal husband, 1893
 
According to Mirriam-Webster, oatmeal is one type of porridge, which can also be made from other grains or legumes.
 
You can dress a deer, or a manequin, or yourself.
I like the "GRITS" acronym. Brown sugar is a key ingredient in BBQ sauce. Along with Worcherstershire sauce! A little mollasas gives a kick too. I have so many spices in the cupboard that I just grab two handfulls and pour a bit of each on. Gets interesting, and tasty too!
Everybody! "The eyes of Texas are upon you,,,,"

"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97
 
You do NOT put sugar in porridge or you are a great big girlie, or English. I think more of you than that Fee, so lets not go there. Youo put salt and milk ONLY.

Thats why its "Scots Porridge Oats"

[blue] A perspective from the other side!![/blue]

Cheers
Scott
 
Wahnula,

As you know where the mun-row exit is off 45, have you been to the north side of town to try to find what sounds like "Kirkendall" Road? You'll find yourself driving past the Kuykendall exit all day long if you don't stop and ask.

Growing up in Texas (Clear Lake/NASA where NASA Road #1 is known as Nasa 1 and Nassau Bay is "Nasa Bay") in the 70's and 80's, I thought "nuclear" was pronounced new-cue-lar because adults and newscasters (including Marrrrrrrrrvin Zindlerrrrrrr) said it that way as well.

We called all sodas "cokes", (what flavor coke y'all want?), and I simply don't know what other word to use other than "y'all". Sweet tea existed in Texas (and most of the south) well before it was introduced across the country. I remember cousins from Colorado grossing out over the fact we drank our tea cold.

Rodeos are road-yos, we always got hankerins for something (usually bbq from Pappa's or Goode Co), the state police (Texas Rangers) still wear hand-tooled holsters and 10-gallon hats, and in the shadows of rockets at NASA you can find long horn steers munching dry grass in the hot sun, and ZZ Top, Stevie Ray, and Clint Black are all considered hometown boys.

Oh geez, I miss home now! Mom? Get the spare room ready, I still have a few weeks of vacation left this year.
 
Dollie said:
I remember cousins from Colorado grossing out over the fact we drank our tea cold.
And I remember one of my Oracle colleagues from Texas coming to teach at the Oracle Redwood Shores HQ (SF Bay Area) Office. We went out to a restaurant where he ordered Ice Tea ("Ass Tea" as he pronounced it).


The server returned with our drinks and placed a glass of white wine in front of my Texas colleague. The ensuing conversation went something like:
Texan: Miss, whutthu Hell is this?

Server: Sir, it's the drink you ordered.

Texan: I didin' order no prissy waahn...I ordered Ass Tea !

Server: Yes sir, that's our finest Asti Spumante.

[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
A fo ben, bid bont.
 
In the book Instant Replay by former Green Bay packers guard Jerry Kramer, he relates this conversation between a Texan on the team (can't recall who) and a waitress (in Green Bay, Wis-KAHN-sin):

Player: &quot;Ma'am, Ah'd like a stack.&quot;

The waitrees brought him a stack of pancakes, and he said &quot;No, ma'am, Ah said a stack. S-T-E-A-K. Stack.&quot;

Nullum gratuitum prandium.
--Sleipinir214

 
Dollie,

Howdy neighbor! Clear Lake/NASA is my stomping ground too. And I'm a regular at Goode Co., they have four places now: Mexican, Bar-B-Q, seafood,and the original burger/breakfast joint on Kirby. Scummy as ever, but that "ain't-been-cleaned-in twenty-years" grill is still churning out burgers as good as ever. They're on the Internet now, and you can buy their Brazos Bottom Pecan Pie to be delivered wherever you live.

Being Texas, they decided they didn't want to view the rockets in the sun any more; they built an enormous building around the rockets and you can't see them from "The NASA Parkway" any more...I guess they decided that since there's no NASA Road Two (or any other number) they'd just rename it. The entire area across the Parkway from NASA has been demolished, they are trying to do a mixed-use thing, but right now it's just a pile of debris. The longhorns are still there.

The times, they are a-changin'! They're building high-rises on the north shore of Clear Lake, better hurry with that vacation...

Tony

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Dollie,

If you do make the trek to Clear Lake drop me a line, my contact info is in my profile. I monitor the info@ and tony@ accounts. Can't guarantee much in the way of a tech tour, but even a brief "hi" would be nice.

I've met a few TT-ers IRL and it was fun!

Tony

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BTW, it is blasphemy to have a Texas post with 100 replies and no stars!!!

I'm fixin' to fix that...please don't be offended if I left you out...I just starred the ones I agree with most! [smile]

Tony

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